Now that’s a marriage with problems!
And you do need to air the night time farts out of the sheets …
Kinky!
Not all of us are drains on society; after all, someone has to contribute to your social security check. 
Not made. I sleep with all of the covers folded back on the other side of the queen bed. I lay on the bottom sheet, and do nothing except let the bed air out while I’m up.
Well, you see, my bed THOUGHT it was going to be made, but the whole Billy Batts thing was a problem I just couldn’t overlook. I had had enough.
My bed isn’t made, I’m still in it! (12:35pm PT) lol
This. Always made and I sleep on top of the whole shebang with a blanket.
Not only is my bed made, but my refrigerator is running. And I don’t have prince Albert in the can.
Well, then. Let me shake this supposed mundane thread up.
Ok. Ok. Your bed isn’t made because you had Hot monkey sex for hours with your SO, well yeah.
We all know this happens.
We also know dogs and jumpified kids will unmake a bed.
Guess what? After any or all these things occur, someone has to clean up that mess.
With certain fluids, secretions, mud, sticky fingers, hell, maybe even whipped cream, there will be a problem.
Sure you can shut the door. Don’t let the pest guy or maid in today.
In the end, someone has to clean those sheets and remake the bed.
Exactly who do you think will do that?
I ain’t sleeping in a bed the next night with ALL that, whatever it is, on it.
Answer this: If you booked a hotel room, checked in. Walked to your room, looked and saw the bed was unmade and rumpled. No telling what’s on the sheets. What would you do?
I know what I’d do.
Beds being made makes the world right. Of course if you’re in it that doesn’t matter.
I’ve made my bed each day my whole life; must be one of the boring guys.
Eh, someone needs to clean the sheets from time to time. And after doing so, they will probably make the bed. If they are working for a hotel, they will certainly make the bed. I don’t need to make my bed between changing the sheets, though.
I’m sorry. 
My bed? Not a chance in the world. Mom did her very best to raise someone who would be inclined to make his bed, it should be noted, but I resisted her efforts most successfully.
2 of my daughters live here in this house.
One has her SO living here. The other has two young boys here.
Ivy lives here. (My live in nurse)
We had a minor disaster here with a hot water heater. I ventured up stairs, even with my bum foot. Dogs, cats and kids trailing me.
I decided to look. Only one bed was kinda made. You can try and guess whose.
I spent many many hours teaching my kids this lesson. It seems its failed miserably.
2 persons I had no hand in raising.
The boys, I’ve had a little.
Ok. It broke my heart alittle.
Plus the whole upstairs is a giant mess. They will be cleaning this weekend. Yes, they will.
Hamza, my daughters SO made the bed by tossing the duvet over everything.
Not even Ivy had her bed made.
So so disappointing. 
I make my bed every day, have done since I was old enough to be capable of it. This morning, I even straightened my side of the bed although I couldn’t make the bed properly 'cos there was someone else still in it. I know for a fact, that specific someone has never made the bed in all the years we’ve been together.
Nope. I actually only recently was able to make sure the fitted sheet stays on top of the mattress pad and cover. As long as that is on, it’s generally ready to get into, and that’s enough.
As a "never make bed" sleep in chimp style nest I am duly impressed at the the size of the community that agree with me 
I have also recently learned to enjoy having 4 silk pillowcase pillows. 
Let’s break this down.
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In this hot weather I’ve reverted to the navy practice of making the sheets taut but the blanket folded into a small square at the foot of the bed, to allow the bedding to air.
This is such a wonderful comedy thread - a bed full of grins.