That reminds me of something my mother told me once. My divorced uncle and his new lady friend (they’re now married) went away for the weekend once early in their courtship, and she was all uptight about crapping. Apparently my uncle said to her, “Même la reine fait caca !” (“Even the Queen craps!”) 
And I can just imagine Prince Phillip’s reaction upon walking in post-poop:
“Blimey, Liz, what the bleeding hell 'ave you been putting up your bum? Spoiled crumpets? Crikey, the pong in 'ere would make a Corgi gag!”
I’ve been there! And I have a public restroom phobia. Until recently, I had a co-worker with severe digestion difficulties. She would continually flush and spray horrendous amounts of cinnamon air freshener which only made it worse, but would never turn on the fan. She must’ve gone ten times a day.
I’ve actually considered starting a similar thread. Wisely, it is obvious, I refrained.
I do realize you can’t control bodily functions. Shit happens.
starts a “We’re not going to be tyrannized by our bowels!” chant
To the tune of “Let My People Go.”
“When you find yourself in the can:
Let your feces go.”
Nah, let’s co-op Safety Dance instead:
“We can poop if we want to
We can leave a stench behind
'Cause your friends don’t poop and if they don’t poop
Well they’re no friends of mine.”
Excuse me. The stomach flu’s getting to me again.
CJ
How about “Silly Love Songs”?
You’d think the Dopers would have had enough of endless poop threads
I look around the boards and see it isn’t so.
The OP could stand outside the SDMB bathroom door.
The Poop Nazi.
“NO POOP FOR YOU!”
The OP could stand outside the SDMB bathroom door.
The Poop Nazi.
“NO POOP FOR YOU!”
Yup. There’s even a book that explains this. Shit happens. Get used to it.
Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the “suprise 'em with the Victory Cry” line, doesn’t it?
You are all missing something here. HE PEE’S WITH OTHER PEOPLE!! THAT HE KNOWS!!! Men dont pee together. Its just something you dont do. If I’m your friend and you follow me to the pisser (assuming public pisser here) you better be taking a crap or washing your hands. If you stand next to me at the urinals, you got some explaining to do. Unless of course we are drunk, then all bets are off.
[sub]I also get stage fright in front of strangers, so some of this might just be me.[/sub]
dead0man
I know this thread is days old [boy, does it reek! ;)] but I think Zette’s slaughtered-cow comment is meant to draw attention away from herself, not towards someone else.
Couple of things. 1- if you don’t turn the fan on when you poop (and leave it on) then you are … well… bad.
2 - I think the OP is somethijng of a troll. I doubt the guy actually feels that way. I think he was just going for a reaction.
I thought she looked constipated! 
Believe it or not, this weekend I was in the stall in a hotel toilet taking care of business and heard someone say (paraphrased - I wasn’t exactly in a position to take notes) “The nice thing about staying in a hotel is that I’ve got my own toilet - public toilets can get pretty nasty.”
I immediately thought, "Chris, is that you?
i can’t believe no one has suggested the band name: “public pooping!?!”
i do believe that chris could get a goverment grant to study public pooping.
Maybe I should send this guyto Chris’s house for the weekend.
b.