Iggles tied at half
can they really pull this off?
I’m afraid to hope
Seconds tick away
no luck for Iggles this time
try again next year
Unfortunately
the old Donovan showed up.
Congrats to the Pats.
Who gives a rat’s ass?
Ooh! They can throw a football!
Overpaid morons.
Screw the Patriots
Reynolds and a grizzly were
The real winners.
Iggles blew it
We will revel in their pain
In fair New England
I am most surprised
That I can compose these verses
Being so shitfaced
Please insert a “The”
In the line before “Iggles”
Boy, am I hammered
But seriously
The Eagles played great football
Terrell Owens rock’d
Let’s talk about ads
They’re the only part of the
Game that I enjoy.
Like I said before,
Federal Express was the
best- just like they said.
Mickey Rooney’s ass:
Was it worse than the sexy
Chick Tobasco used?
Mastercard unites
Charlie, Giant, Mr. Clean.
I am unimpressed.
Fox’s 24
Ads were great, unlike last years’
Spots for CBS.
Anheuser-Busch spends
Over ten million this year,
And they end up with
Talking cockatoo,
Non-horse Clydesdales, Cedric’s dance
And some weird new beer.
Strangest contest tie:
Volvo’s space trip, and McD’s
Auctioned Lincoln fry.
CareerBuilder.com
Has some funny commercials
Set in an office.
Funny subtle gag:
Yeknom Enterprises name
Of the company.
Pepsi has some ads
Featuring popular songs
Spilling out of pop.
Strangest thing in ad:
Gwen Stefani sampling from
Fiddler on the Roof.
The Visa Check Card:
Spider-Man and Underdog
Together at last.
Rugby Gladys Knight,
Santa Claus for Emerald Nuts,
bunch of other stuff.
That’s the end of that.
This helped me remember some:
USA Today.
Tried to stick the name
Of monkey co. in haiku.
That was a mistake.
They’re a website with
A six-syllable name.
Can’t start one with that.
In hindsight, should have
Apostrophed name as such:
C’reerbuilder.com.
A quite boring game
Not the blowout I had thought
At least it ends well.
Nothing more pleasant
Than to see the dreams of fans
In Philly snuffed out.
Hope they fall apart
25 more years sounds right
Until their next taste.
Why the bad karma?
Maybe the drunk behavior
Your fans are famous for.
Philly fans are rude
And very mean to others.
HA HA!! Eagles lost!
Red Sox, Patriots
New England sports teams are champs!
Next–Celtrics & Bruins*
*pronounced “Bruns” in true NE style
You know, the Celtics
Are playing some fine B-Ball
Another Trophy?
Cookoff disaster!
Judges were unimpressed.
Fourth out of four.
It’s the fourth quarter
Go to no huddle, Eagles!
What were they thinking?
Donovan McNabb-
Quit throwing the damn football
To the Patriots!
Dear Bill Belichick,
You are the Patriots coach
Get back over there!
Only thing better
Than a Giants big game win
Is an Eagles loss.
Three title games lost
And now a blown Super Bowl
New name is EagLLLLes.
Hey CBCD,
Where abouts do you hail from?
Share a beer next year?
Statler and Waldorf
Funnier than Jess Simpson-
Nice sub, Pizza Hut!