Patriots will win
McNabb’s mother spills her soup
Tom Brady - call me!
One more day to go
And then we have to wait for months
To watch more football
Donovan McNabb
His skills are overrated
Brady will beat him
My perfect world
Ravens against the Redskins
Not this stupid game
Does anybody dread
The painful incompetence
Of the analysts??
Almost over now
I’m out of rat’s asses to
Give about this crap
Super Bowl Sunday
Wardrobe malfunction?
I only look forward to
the chili cook-off!
Super Bowl Sunday
Is now in February?
And just why is that?
Maybe they needed
Much more time to cover (up)
This year’s halftime show.
Eagles are evil
Tom Brady has a strong pass
My Giants suck wind
Iggles fans will scream
to come this far and then choke
Some things never change
Ay, what shall we do?
Everyone watching tube
Let us rob a bank!
Timberlake-Jackson
Do I have to watch this trash?
Her breast laid bare - ew!
I’ll probably be too lazy to write a poem myself, but I wanted to help out writers of Double Dactyls by pointing out: Will’-i-am Bel’-i-chick
Is nothing else on?
This Sunday evening at five
Think I’ll take a walk
City is filled with
forty thousand Eagles fans
Jax, I feel your pain
I’ll watch on the tube.
Really hope we do not see
Paul McCartney’s boob.
Work should be quiet
Yet nature mocks a vacuum
We’ll still get some jerks
I read while on
Sophie complains, wants SpongeBob
Mom pays attention
Hey! I did it! 
You call out sick on Monday,
Must cover your shift,
Bite me, hungover moron.
What a waste of time!
The only saving grace is
Inebriation.
Tears fall in cheesesteaks
The green clad team defeated
Philadelphia
Twenty-four long years
I’ve waited for this day, birds.
Please don’t get slaughtered.