I counted eight references to me in this thread, and I haven’t even posted. I NEVER get this much love when I post my usual innane babble. Are you kids trying to give me a hint? “Shaddup already and we’ll feed your attention whoring.” Rest assured I have seen your calling and was reading my MMP for the week, I just had a reason not to post before now. Of course it was due to my anti-MMP campaign, seeing how it related to one of the fundamental MMP tokens that I am doing my best to bring down.
Don’t believe me bout’ the reading? Well, long ago before I posted here I was also a reader. I’ve read long before I ever participated. Why? Because I really ain’t got much to say, life is pretty slow for me outside of work, and like mmouse I like it this way. There are two things that differentiate kai and me though; the first is that I am in no danger of being eaten by a polar bear, and the second is that when I’m bored I’ll just post for giggles.
Okay, I haven’t said anything for days, so that means I’ve got a lot to say.
::deep breath::
First of all, Flutter, I don’t see you on the map, want in? That always goes for anyone not on already. Rigs, have you tidied up the home yet? Oh, and Shadow, your OP was magical, A+! Lissla, upthread you mentioned that your baby was sleeping, odd, have you taken him to the doctor for this? I’ve seen a lot of new parents report that their babies never sleep. Move over MBG, if** tarra ** is making cookies I want some too. Morgyn,** brujaja**, Lucky, and SoapyStick, where’d you guys go? One and done? taxi, no Dunkins? For shame (also, note map comment again). How was the trip Spaz? Working all weekend doggio? that doesn’t sound fun at all. Sorry about your daughter Tag-free, with all the grumbling posters like LOUNE have been doing we seem a bit down here ourselves. Oy indeed whiterabbit, and hugs for mmmmmms ** and the crappy job. Pie, I never had a UTI, also, I’ve never said anything TMI, so you’re confusing me with someone else. rosie, in your dream you wren’t fucking Matt Damon, were you? I’m a schmuck? Oh no you didn’t, no1. No more jury duty for Taters, but unlike Dolores, she has to go back to work.Dotty, I like Puck as an abbreviation too. And I even like that her guy is labrat, even though that’s stealing my shtick. Flaming orange pee bob? Not for me. Ah, Mindfield is a mod somewhere else, someday you and me have gotta sit down and talk troll, I’m rather fascinated by them. And putrification swampy? I could do a very TMI post on this subject. Haze, you’re tied for most posts right now (more on that later). Mahna, “I brûlant votre chien”. Mom ** doesn’t like horses, don’t worry, I’m scared of them. ** SCL’s continuing saga continues to continue. MOUNE, is most creative as well. Kitty KwietTM eh, let’s market that Tupug**! Mama Tiger thinks I make no sense? How dare she? And** gt ** wonders where the heck I am. Right motherfucking here.
There, for those who get lost in the wave of posts and cannot keep up I have just summarized the MMP for this week for you.
Oh, I forgot one post by TroubleAgain, but I don’t remember it. I must have accidentally put him on my ignore list or something.
Top posters right now:
It looks like a pretty tight race more than halfway through the week. Considering the OP, I muse about wondering who the fastest horse will be this week.
Also, currently 331 posts from 40 MMPers (myself included). That’s an avergae of just over 8 posts per.
A few other things, well, two.
The spams filters here have been doing far to good of a job. Working the MMP night shift I could tell you some wonderful stories about what goes on here at night. I believe I’ve told you this story before, but it bears repeating. At night, when the mods are all sleeping in their comfy beds, every now and then a spambot would sneak in and post some spam as a thread. If it wasn’t immediately deleted a spam party would ensue. Basically it was a posting gree-for-all, because everyone knew that whatever they posted would be deleted anyways. You could say any ridiculous thing, lie, story you wanted; it was fantastic.
I was thinking about Lauren the other day. Lauren was a girl I went out with briefly, who doesn’t necessarily mean mush to me today. But every now and then I do think back on her fondly. The two of us didn’t mix for whatever reason, but she was a very silly-silly girl. We would play Battleship on Keno tickets while we waited for dinner, and I could not fathom how she never watched any TV. I still think of her everytime I’m waiting at a crosswalk too. One beautiful Boston night while we were out on a date, the walking signal changed from orange to white illuminating the outline of a pedestrian. In the cutest voice she stated, “The white man says walk!”. I’m not too sure why I thought of this, perhaps it’s all the dating talk in this week’s thread.
I wonder if there is a limit to the size of a post one can make?
Should I try to find out?
Random cat pic: check
Masturbatory name-dropping: check
Obligatory thread stats: check
Silly stories: check
[del]Makes sense[/del]
Seems like just another typical post of mine.
Your resident troublemaker,
bbs2k
