Its 1:50am. I’m watching a documentary about Nick Drake. There’s nobody to talk to on ICQ. I’m bored, yet why do I stay up?
It’s 2:00am. I’m uncertain as to who Nick Drake is. I could really go for some ginger ale, but getting up and obtaining it is the only thing I can think of to do…so I’m going to hold off until the boredom gets truly unbearable.
All righty then. It’s 2:20am and I’m bored too. Mr. Ruby and I just returned from the late showing of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (snore). I must have slept through most of it because now I can’t sleep…
Hmmm…it’s 11:30pm. I just got done playing 6 holes of miniature golf inside my house with my roommates. We’re out of beer, and Adult Swim is showing on the television. I have absolutely nothing to do tomorrow. Did I mention we’re out of beer…
2:35. I now have Ginger Ale.
2:47, and I have a glass of ice water.
Technically, it’s 01:50ct.
2:55. Out of Ginger Ale. I quit. I’m going to bed.
3:25am. Need I say more?
3:59am.
I’ve decided to get offline and go watch TV. I’ll probably be back, though.
It’s 9 am in the Uk and I commend your taste in watching a documentary about Nick Drake 
In fact I think I am going to put on my Nick Drake cd right now. Bless you Nick
(forgive the smiley overuse everyone oh dear.)
Looks like the server’s clock is off by 11 minutes.
6:13 AM CDT – Just got up and had my coffee
8:15 PM - Just got back from a rigorous game of 9-ball pool
Night Owl syndrome. It’s all right, you’re not alone.
I wish you all a Very Merry 1:50 AM.
Oops. Too late. 
Well, its 4:30pm, I’m at the office, and I’m bored.
It’s 1:20PM, and I sit here wondering…
So was this intended to be poking fun at the “bowel movement threads” or just looking to piss off Cajun Man?
Its 2:06pm. I went to bed at 3:00am after the Nick Drake documentary turned out to be much longer than expected. I got up at 1:00pm, and have been browsing the boards for about an hour now whilst watching Weekend at Bernies.
I went to bed by 5:30am like a good girl. Got up at 9am to go to the lawyer’s office.