No one said the admins could play!
Interference!
Slam Dunk?
While harmless is grandstanding, I swipe the ball.
Suddenly realizing I’m the only person from my team actually here, I throw the ball into the lighting fixtures and wander off whistling nonchalantly.
Does that mean you’re taking a shot on the goal?
Oooo, sooo close, harmless, but Gyrate makes the steal, and Team One has possession.
Because I said so, that’s why! 
If I’ve read my Hal Briston’s rules to Doperball correctly, then yes.
If not, no. 
Basically, when you’re the third consecutive team member to touch the ball, you want to make sure you post says if you want to “score” or “pass” in it. If not, it’s assumed to be a pass, and anyone can grab it (except for teammates who were already in on the play).
See? It’s not at all confusing!
So I can pants Gyrate and take the ball and run?
Absolutely! harmless with the ball, passing it off to…
Oh, oh, I’ve got it, no I lost it, no got it.
:: does naked cartwheels in the direction of the goal before flinging a pass::
to…
I catch a quick interception from ShibbOleth and pause to look at the ball.
What a funny lookin’ little punkin this is. It’d sure make some wierd pie, I tell ya what. Oh, wait, the game’s still on. I hurl it at…
…the popcorn vendor. While he’s phoning his lawyer, I grab the ball and fling it to…
Intercepted by moi and flung back in the direction of…
me. intercepted from shibboleth and tossed in a blind panic to…
We’ll let the **Gyrate ** to **ShibbOleth ** play stand, but lets keep posting the name of the person who threw the ball you’re catching, folks.
ShibbOleth passing the ball, Team One looking to get on the scoreboard. It goes to…
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Nevermind. 
Nice catch, Rufus.
JC from RX, off the scoreboard, down the stairs, three bounces, right to…
Jimmy’s unusual pass lands right in my hands, and I throw it in for a point.
**Rufus ** to **Jimmy ** to BraheSilver…another point for Team Two!
Team One - 0
Team Two - 3
C’mon Team One! Let’s see some hustle out there!
Ball back in play…
Um…did you drop this Hal? pitch
Time for me to leave work, so I’ll be hanging up my whistle for a few hours. Make your own judgement calls and keep score yourself for awhile.
**honeydewgrrl ** passes off to…
I got it from honeydewgirl, but I can’t remember if she’s on my team. Doesn’t matter because I can’t score either way. I slip on a banana peel and the ball flies wildly through the air to land in the hands of…