:** harmless** hops on it instead :
MINE!
Who’s next?
: throws like a girl to… :
From Edward The Head, nat. 
WOOHOO!!! Now the game’s gettin’ fun! 
: before lobbing, harmless takes a moment to wipe the ball down with a disinfectant. :
Please, people! No more ass-to-ball maneuvers!
harmless does throwing like a girl involving lobbing the ball out of bounds and knocking down my beer can pyramid I spent hours on? :dubious: Picks ball up from pile of cans, licks the ball in case any beer mighta got on it, slaps harmless on the butt and lobs the ball out…
Eh, was a pretty pathetic pyramid if you ask me.
Now, if you turn your attention to my beer can pyramid (sneaks ball from swampbear while distracted), now that’s a beer can pyramid! Steel Reserve works best! ( tosses ball behind back to next player )
(Swoops in, catches ball from harmless, tucks ball under arm, flexing all the way, stuffs banana in Edward’s exhaust pipe [now * that’s* a double entendre] boots ball downfield, helps with beer can cleanup.)
One more two-pointer and it’s pizza for everyone, kids.
Who put this bannana in my pipe?
:Hops off bike and grabs the ball Jimmy Chitwood threw:
I snag Edward’s pass, but I need to go shopping for pants soon (ironic, eh?), so I’ll just lob it back in play and make my egress…
Grabs the ball back from Night, then wonders where the hell the rest of his team is. I even patted Bear’s butt to keep him here!
:tosses ball:
: catches ball from Edward The Head :
Mine, mine, mine!
No one can have it! 
:: uses ref whistle like a bolo and trips up harmless, sending the ball flying ::
Don’t be a ball hog!
Of course, my actions do not count towards Fire On Pants’ scoring total.
: has no idea what is going on, so JimSox5 aimlessly kicks the ball in the general direction of the goal :
<Tweeeet!>
Key rule, JC: “Name the person you’re getting the ball from, or quote their post”. (Errr…in this case it’d be from harmless, not from me)
Care to try again?
<Tweeeeeet!>
He’s off line.
Can’t I just pants him and we try again?
Pants him all you like…just no touching the ball.
Err…the Doperball! :o
Errrr…the regulation ball that we are currently using for this game! :smack:
I’m not even going to go there, Hal.
Harmless, you’ll need to use both hands to pants Jim. At least in these uniforms… Who designed these things, anyway? :: Shifts his clothes around ::
I’ll just take the ball from you, and you can pants him whenever he comes back. In the meantime, I’ll just throw the ball towards…
: pantseses JimSox5 and play continues. :
I swear, no balls were touched in the pantsing of JimSox5!
Suddenly, dramatically, I crash through the skylight and rappel down towards the court, snagging BraheSilver’s pass. I feel very smug about this until I realize that I’ve taken both hands off the rope, and plummet to the floor. As I land with a sickening thud, the ball bounces away and is captured by…
Me, naturally!
: grabs the bouncy ball from Gyrate for one last steal before heading home from work :
Who wants a free ball?