[QUOTE=Peasant Woman]
In Soviet Russia is all men like Illya Kuryakin[/pw] 
Howdy from da cave or whatever this is I live in since I’m now a rougarou. Mayhaps a bayou. 
Chikin ‘n rice, green beans, peach sallit (ok, canned peach halves with a mixture of cottage cheese and mayo. Hush! It’s good!) and rolls for dindin. I’m actually cookin’ as I post. Go Me and my multi-taskin’ mad skillz!
Yay for no cancer gigity.
Hope the doc figures out what ails ya sari.
[del]Brains[/del] Chikin 'n rice has been consumed. Nice Fall nummy sum’n eat. YUM!
Long, busy day. Supper was quick and easy mac-n-cheese from a box because **FCD **asked for it.
My sis emailed this link to me and I just had to share… It seemed so right for this audience.
I missed a staff meeting today - damn the luck!! 
My email is web-based Outlook which, as far as I can tell, doesn’t have any alerts when you get mail. The boss’ boss sent an invite out at 1 for a meeting at 2, and I found out after my boss came back and asked why I missed the meeting. He’s a nice guy, but not that bright, I’m finding out. He knows I don’t have access to the system everyone else uses for email. :rolleyes: But that’s fine, because I had a lot of work to do.
It’s cold and dreary and I have to pellet stove fired up to take the chill out. So glad tomorrow’s Firday!!!
Did you hear about the ghost who saw himself in the mirror?
He scared the sheet out of himself.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the BRAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZ!!!
Yay for no cancer, gigi!
Nettie, hope you run out of viruses.
My one and only Halloween ha-ha:
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet!
Hey new user name!
::shakes fist::
Jim
Off to knit and veg. MWAH!!!
: gnaws on fist :
Making Curried [del]chicken[/del]BRAAAAAAIIIINNNZZZ! and lemongrass rice. Late hockey tonight.
I do not understand all this talk of new user names. I see nothin’ out of the ordinary. Nope. Nuttin’ weird goin’ on at all. No zombies anywhere. Everything is fine. Do not panic.
Home from the doc.
He had to shove a wick in my ear because it is so swollen. The drops I need are :::GASP::: $100 but the pharmasist I’m in too much pain to look up the spelling got him to give me something cheaper $25.
I should have gotten some pain meds my ear really hurts now way worse than before now I want to cry
Maybe the drops are working at making the swelling go down and that is what hurts because it hurts way worse now than it did before.
oh damn seer y’all tomorrow this hurts too much
ROWR!
::Bloody Palm::
Boy did you come to the wrong place. Not that I have a joke to add. Unless I do the one about booberries, and I refuse to stoop that low.
Is it sad that I’m feeling a little proud that I got the trash out before the truck came by this morning? That actually used to be a recurring problem.
Maybe I can use the idea of millimorts (very small increases of risk of death) to invent a rating for very small victories or accolades. Maybe milli i i i i . . . . millirahs? Millipobs? (POB = pat on back) Hmmm. Let me think about it.
How come everyone has a Halloween username except me? 
I don’t know who to contact to get one. Could someone PM me please? thanks.
Midget got drunk with some coworkers today. True or False? 
Most midgets I know could drink you under the table.
Esp if there aren’t any chairs.
The Zombies are just having a little trouble getting through customs. They will be there for you soon enough. :eek:
Jim The Reaver
I was here when you were excreting ocher, carrion breath.
Nor do I have one.
We are too classy.
If you must persist with this strange desire, I suggest you contact Twickster. Of all the Moderators that I have know, hers is the most…human.
Well… my username may change temporarily soon. 
Also: the SDMB ought to have a breathalyzer attached to it.