My wife and I are pleased to announce the birth of our first child. She has a beautiful full head of hair, and the cutest little dimpled chin.
She gave us a scare at first as her stats wouldn’t normalize, and she had to be admitted to the NICU. Everything is fine now, she is perfectly healthy, and home with mom and dad.
That is all for now, and I’m sure more proud papa threads will follow.
No, no, get back here, it’s not that simple. We need pictures!
Congratulations!
Sorry about the photo but our camera broke last week and we haven’t replaced it yet.
Awww, so cute! She’s a pretty little thing! Congrats again!
Congratulations! Nice hair and such a sweet peaceful face!
We have to have a name, OK?
Can’t call her Baby Vertigo, can we?
Congrats! May I assume you’re going to name her Nevaeh? 
Her name is Sophia.
Congratulations, she’s beautiful! Great choice of a name, too 
Oh, she’s lovely! Congratulations!
More pics! More pics!
What’s the manly version of squee?
Wishing you a lifetime of joy with your new family.
What a lovely little face. Congratulations!
Oh, look at that cute little chubby baby face! She’s darling. Lovely name, too. Congratulations! Little girls are the best–my daughter cracks me up on a daily basis, and has since pretty much the day she was born.
Oh, what a face! Lovely baby, lovely name. Congratulations, and enjoy!
She’s gorgeous! Congratulations!
Her name is Sleeping Buddha!
She is adorable!
Definitely a fine addition to the crew of Doper babies. Congratulations to you and your wife, RetroVertigo, and welcome to the world, Sophia. May your stay be joyful.
Well, that news is neither mundane nor pointless. Congratulations! She’s beautiful.
What a beautiful baby!
Congratulations and long life and much happiness to you all.