People are partying for 300 posts?
300 posts??
Come ON, people…at least wait 'til the 1k…for crying out loud…
Hama, give her a break! I didn’t post when I hit 300 because everyone was going on about too many post parties…but people are having fun & there’s beer & naked twister - how can you stand in the way of progress like that?
Congrats Hyper, 
Hama (you have to do 10 press ups in the middle of the twister pad during a game to make up!)
Hrmmmph One.
Hrmmmph Two.
Hrmmmph Three.
Uh…do I have to do ten? Can’t I make up for it some other way?
Hrmmmph Four.
Hrmmmph Five.
Please? I’m getting kinda tired here…I’m not in the best physical shape in the world…
Hrmmmph Six…
Hamadryad, You know how that goes… Do you ever let a guy in front of you in rush hour traffic? Hell no, but it’s some cute chick, I’ll bet you let them in every time.
come on… admit it. I used to, until it was pointed out to me.
Congrats on the 300th post. I’ve been around here forever, and barely have twice that many. I guess I don’t have a lot to say.
Now, where is that bed?.. Damn sleep apnea!
I’m a cute chick, you dink.
I don’t let ANYONE cut in front of me.
Hrmmmph Se…ven…
Oh, all right, stupid inane prematurely-ejaculating OP. Congratulations on making 300 posts. Neener. I got there first. :eek:
helps Hama up
You okay? Don’t worry about the post thing - some people like to celebrate and who are we to stop them. Let’s just enjoy the party.
So how have you been? Long time no ‘speak’
tries not to get distracted by Silver Fire’s nudity…
um, well, i feel like a jenny-come-lately, but it’s better to come lately than never to come at all, right? (or to come too soon, but thats really not a girl’s problem)
Anyway, congrats Hypergirl on the big 0.3K!
Now, where’s some naked men and good ol’ liquor?
Hey, it looks like y’all are having fun. I have two more offers for massages. Hmmmm…Well, I could get one after the other, or I could take you both at the same time. Choices choices. But for now, I think I’m going to sit back with my sex in the beach and watch the naked twister competition. I’m surprised no one has taken advantage of the jello wrestling. But thanks for coming to my little party. (They like me, they really like me! … It’s not JUST the free beer, is it?)
No, it’s NOT just the free beer.
It’s the free alcohol AND naked twister. 
Mental note: hypergirl is a voyeur.
I guess the thread never makes it anywhere until way past when I get online these days. Congrats sweetie, and where’s my drink? Hey dpr, can I get a scalp massage? You’ll hear when you’re doing it right.
Welcome to the party, Tasha. Better late than never. As I said, drinks are over that way. dpr, how do you know I’m a voyeur? Is there anything wrong with that?
Don’t worry about reaching 300 late, hypergirl. I reached 300 only this weekend, and check out my registration date.
BTW, is there Bombay Sapphire gin at this do?
It’s waayyy too quiet in here! Where’s the music? <pulls out CD of AC/DC> Where’s the CD player? Let’s crank this baby up!
Congratulations, Hypergirl!
Hi Jess!!
Now me being the life of the party as I have always been in the past, will go and sit against the wall, watching the insanity going on around me.
Congrats on the number of posts. I’ll get to that number in like 10 yrs.
Lauren, when you hit 100, we’ll throw a party for ya, ok? Some people just go at a different pace than others. Seems Jessica did forget about the music aspect. ::Puts some booty music on and starts dancing:: Much better.
Oops. Music. You’re right. How could I have forgotten. I guess I was distracted by the male strippers over there.
PARTY! WO-HO!
Congrats Hypergirl, great party, but it needs a bartender. I nominate myself.
:Hops over bar, begins stocking shelves: …tequila, Jack Danial’s, flying potion, vodka, endurance potion… :goes on like that:.
Who’s Thirsty?
Is the party over? I just took over the bar. Free drinks. Beer, Alchohol, Magic Potions, Mixed together… Why does no tell the bartender when everyone leaves?
Aww, I’ll take a drink. Make a rum and coke for me please. ::leans over the bar and takes a maraschino cherry from the other side::
Arkon, have any hard cider over there?
Can any one be kind enough to keep my clothes safe while I join naked Twister?
Happy 300 hypergirl.