phew
That was close. I was going through serious withdrawl and just lurking wasn’t cutting it.
I’ll never have my credit card filled when it’s close to renewal time again.
Did Froggy miss daddy? Ribbit…ribbit…ribbit…
Welcome back, Poster-Who-Talks-To-Frogs. We wondered why Kermit was feelin’ so blue … er … green … er … whatever frogs do. 
Well hello! Welcome back!
I was wondering where you were! Welcome back!
I noticed the day it happened, and was wondering what the hell was going on. And of course you couldn’t post to explain. It was most perplexing.
I was just getting ready to start a thread or Email you, to see where you’ve been. I decided I should search first, and here you are back again.
Good to see you back, I hope everything has been well.
Jim
Well, I appreciate the concern, although I was intending on fishing for it.
Everything’s fine. Wish I were making more money, I’m in good health, and my car hasn’t exploded with my relatively long commute every morning, so it’s all good!
It’s amazing how MUCH it sucks being forced to lurk. Pawing at the screen gets depressing after a while.
Especially at work.
Glad to see you back. I was wondering what happened. . .
Wait a minute! I thought this thread was going to be about Fucking Time! I was going to ask how I could get in on it.
I know I’m going to forget what thread it was or what prompted it, but something lust this week made me wonder about you.
Ah, but there you are, so never mind now.
Now stay here dammit.
I honestly wondered why you weren’t posting. Since I’m relatively new here, I thought that people post a lot and then take time off for a while. It’s good to see that’s not the case.
I’m glad to see you back.
Bolding mine.
Um, I love you too, man.
I kid, I kid. Thanks for the concern. If something real bad happened to me, I’d like to think gonzomax would alert yous guys.
Yeesh, looks like my secret fan club has new members. The decoder pins will be out shortly, I promise.
After typing it out, I looked at the title and got depressed because there wasn’t any fucking either.
Then again, you’re, you know, male. That’s not so ripe for fucking.
I was wondering where you’d gone off to as well, LOUNE. It was kinda quiet without you. I see you’ve remedied that. (Practically every thread on the front page of MPSIMS currently shows you as the last poster.) 
Welcome back!
GT
Back with a vengeance, baby.
A vengeance.
Just waitin’ to see if you’ll manage to fill up the front page of the forum with your “last posts”, Least Original User Name Ever. I should be working, but this is so … compelling …
I’ve almost done it before. On this very forum, too.
Behold my power!
I am, I’m beholding it, I really am! Only, if I have to behold the power much longer, I may need something with a high SPF and good shades …
Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel…feel my heat!
Betcha say that to all th’ dames! 