OK, so at the end of a long weekend during which we both worked our little buns off, hubby and I were at the laundromat last night, which is attached to a gas station. While our clothes are doing their fluff-and-tumble, he wanders over into the gas station to look around. He wanders back and says to me, in all seriousness, “Did you know that Berghoff is the original laser beer?”
I thought of the Berghoff logo and suggested that perhaps what he thought was an “s” was really a “g,” and that “lager” might make more sense in that context. “Go back and look again, dear.” Which he did – and returned to report that I was right. Sheesh – and I don’t even drink beer. But as he admitted, he was tired.
Anybody else have a similar trivial moment of incoherence they’d like to share?
Here’s another: Once in his single days, hubby was visiting the zoo with some friends, one of whom had brought his girlfriend, who was, shall we say, a few Shriners short of a convention. They were taking a break in the picnic area when this girl said, “Let’s go see the ‘dang-GARE-oos’ next.” Everybody went “Huh?” She said, “They’re right over there,” and pointed to the sign: CAUTION – THESE ANIMALS ARE DANGEROUS.
I myself have never done anything like this. :fingers crossed behind back:
Your turn!
