Today is the 22nd Birthday of my friend Bonita Supreme 
She is by far one of the coolest people I know, even with her severe I need a man and lose weight issues. I am completely broke so there is not much I can give her, except a Happy Birthday thread on the straight dope. SO
HAPPY BIRTHYDAY
Darn it, a slightly mispelled birthday thread:smack:
Happy Birthday to the ever-sexy Bonita Supreme! I know you’re new, but here’s hoping you stick around and let us get to know you better!
(to the tune of that MOTHER song)
B is for the birthday wishes graaaaaanted
O is for the older that you got
N is for the neato stuff in wrappers
I is for the ice cream (cold not hot)
T is for the tons of cards and leeeeetters
A is 'Appy Birthday in Cockney
Put them all together, they spell “Bonita!”
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(rhyme rhyme…)
You’re 22, that’s old enough for me!
Happy Bidet!