What started in My Wife Is Pregnant, And The Baby Isn’t Mine… and continued in It’s Delivery Day! (Or is it…?) should reach a conclusion here. If all goes according to plan, Maya Lynn arrives tomorrow!
My wife is, to say the least, uncomfortable. The baby has been in lock-n-load position for weeks now, and her crotch hasn’t taken this much of a pounding since we <sorry…my wife proofread this and is making me delete the details of that night>. Time to evict the uterus-renter!
Now, setting things up for tomorrow took some doing. First, a bit of backstory: There are three doctors in the practice that my wife is using, and whichever one is on duty at the time is the one who will be doing the delivery. They are:
–Dr. B, who is completely on board with everything we’re doing – cool with the VBAC, all around the best doc in the practice.
–Dr. H, who is good too…he’s ok with Linda trying a VBAC, but isn’t thrilled about the idea.
–Dr. F, who is a repulsive wench. We’d rather have the baby in a taxi then have this woman in the delivery room.
So, Linda goes for her weekly appointment the other day and is told that we’re at the point now where it’s time to either get her water broken, or schedule a c-section. Ok, fine…she wanted this to be as natural as possible, but yeah, it’s time for this kid to make her appearance. C-section, however, is right out. Let’s set a date and time for some water breakage.
Unfortunately, the only upcoming times that would work for everyone involved would mean that Dr. F would be the one doing the delivery. Hell. No. However, Dr. B is on duty Saturday morning? How about then? “No”, we’re told, “the hospital doesn’t schedule deliveries for Saturday mornings”. Oh…well, damn. “However, if you were to, say, be having contractions and having a lot of back pain, then you should certainly get to the hospital. At about 9am Saturday morning would be an excellent time for this to happen. Wink wink.”
So, under doctors semi-orders, we’re gaming the system a little. If all going according to plan, then tomorrow’s update will have pictures of the newest (first?) Doper surro-baby!