There was drinking, wenching, pipe smoking (some “herbal refreshment”), eating, and games.
We could always bring in some dancers…male dancers
Also, I want to use this ball as a chance to pick out my male concubines.
You may, indeed. In fact, low-cut dresses and boob boosters for ALL the women! Come & get em while you’re…uhmmmm…they’re hot!
Jestor has spoken!
Spienne We’re partying like 'twas 1599. Besides, everyone knows the real reason the parties from the period back then weren’t “rocking” was because the Monkees weren’t around then. (Alright so I put that in to rile Jester.:))
Oh Jestor…care to dance? I’ve been bathing in Ylang Ylang.
Free low-cut dresses and boob boosters??! Count me in! What/who should I be though? Hmmmm
Well, in that case, Guinastasia, I say we go burn some rum!
::swish::
::plop::
Is this the head you requested?
My I take a break from decapitations and join the party?
My other axe has 4 strings and comes with a nice amp, let’s get this get this party started!
P.S. Guinastasia, see Miss B. Haven’s male revue for my dancin’.
You are forgiven, madame… as long as I get a ride on the scooter!!
Woo Haa!! Wonder if this thing could support me in my armor and weaponry…
1st Scooter Dragoons… Hmmmmm…
Of course you can join the party, andyman! Everybody’s taking the day off for this party, so if another kingdom attacks, we’re royally screwed.
Well, at least we’ll be royally screwed AND drunk off our collective asses! Woooooo!
Jestor has spoken! [sub]And would like to remind everyone that not every one of my decrees has to be official and awe-inspiring.[/sub]
I am NOT wearing that boob-boosting dress, nor am I attending your silly little function, you simpering excuse for a King. Elvis had more subjects than you, and they are far more entertaining.
:::flounces away, secretly hoping that King JestOR will finally assert himself:::
Do not worry thyself King Jestor! Even though my self be on the proulth I shallth stillth keppeth a valiagenth watcheth!
::stomp stomp stumble::
OK, no more O’ that, who poisoned me?
Maybe Jester has trouble with the ladies, even though he can assert himself with dragons, and ogres and the like.
::putting on a “boob busting” dress:: Sigh. The things I do for my castle. Oh Jestor my love…?