It's like drinking a tall can of Steven Seagal's virile essence

The Plan!

The Can!

The Man!

Isn’t Seagal a little past his shelf life?

It says “Best before…”

How sad and cheesy, although cheese doesn’t seem to be an ingrediant.

I must now torture my friends with these links.

Thanks, Astro!

After only 2 cans you’ll have twice your normal energy and 1/2 your normal vocabulary.

Enjoy,
Steven

Wasn’t Steven Seagal the actor who somehow got himself mixed up with the mafia? Or am I thinking of someone else?