Its actually Pie Day…
well, Pi day (3 14)
Regards
FML
If it’s Pie Day and Blow Job Day doesn’t that make it 69 Day?
Holy crap! I had no idea our little holiday had become so popular. And by “our”, I mean myself and my cousins who invented it. Or at least one of the inventors, it seems.
Dang. That’s cool. 
FTR, it’s supposed to be the 20th.
So I don’t get a BJ tonight? 
I’ll inform the wife. Tomorrow.
When did you invent it?
Hmmm. I’ve never heard it called a beef roast before.
As I mentioned in post #11.
So, Tom Birdsey is your cousin?
We got pizza to celebrate Pi Day. I didn’t know I lost a blow job in the deal.
Pepper Mill had an extreme backache yesterday, and spent a long time in a hot tub (in our brand new bathroom – yay!). Plus it was an inconvenient time of month. Couple that with our daughter’s staying up late anymore (and not feeling well herself), and you have a recipe for a disrupted sex life.
We didn’t have pi either. Or pie.
But we did have leftover Steak in our StirFry, so it wasn’t a total loss.
Well, My Guy came through with the BJ, but no steak (he’s vegetarian). As he puts it, "I eat meat, but not ***dead ***meat.
My husband has officially declared that he is willing to forgo the steak.
I work tonight so he’s pushing heavy for a nooner.
“When come (back), bring pi.”
Aah, it all makes sense now.
So we finished our meals and the check came, and my boyfriend made a grab for it – but luckily I was faster. I said, “It’s Steak & A Blowjob Day, it doesn’t work if I don’t pay for the steak!” To which he replied, “How about I pick up the check, and then later I can pretend that I paid for the blowjob?”
He’s a funny guy. 
Well, I got home too late to cook the steak. So the steak at least will have to wait until the weekend. 
We’d had steak earlier in the week, so we went with homemade chicken pot pie. A great night was had by all.
No, no, no. You have to make him the steak yourself. How would you feel if somebody brought him the blow job? Even if you paid for it.
I like how this man thinks. Put me on the mailing list! 
My girlfriend is in Japan and I had ham for dinner. Woe is me
Although, on second thought, it was pretty damn good ham.
Talk about bringing me down, creeping me out, and harshing my high…
I didn’t see this thread until today, and I’m very glad for that. Y’see, yesterday after work I came home and made myself a steak. It was good.
The bad thing is that I live with and take care of my 85-year old mother.
I recommend you stop thinking…now!
::: shudder :::
Not if the idea is for him to be able to eat the steak.
He didn’t have to pay for either the meal or the blowjob (or the sex that happened later) … I think he was happy.