I’d much rather make you laugh than make you annoyed:
Sorry to have stepped stomped on your toes. I meant well, even if I did it real clumsily. As you graciously noticed.
I too am an Android person for phones, and Windows PC for laptops & desktops
At work they issued us iPads which were OK / great except if I/we/you needed to type anything. Then they sucked extreme pond scum. There are, IMO, no good keyboard solutions for i-devices. So when somebody expresses displeasure at a tablet of any or unknown flavor, my assumption is the real complaint is the difficulties in keyboarding. I’m sorry to have projected my problem onto your experience.
I’m sure we can figure out how to make amends for this faux pax.