Here’s a new game for all you dopers out there and as a plus side we get to understand y’all a little better. So to the game. I was at my best’s house over the weekend and over a few beers we ended up on this statement.
A blowjob isn’t cheating.
His reasoning? A woman doesn’t enjoy giving a man a blowjob like a man enjoys giving head, so it’s not reciprocal. :dubious:
So what are your excuses for cheating?
If you can see his cards, it’s not cheating to look. Wait…
To clarify the OP, was your friend arguing that him getting a blow job wasn’t cheating, his wife/girlfriend giving some other guy a blow job wasn’t cheating, or both?
My own simple rule: it’s not cheating when you fall down a flight of stairs and land penis first into a naked woman.
I guess that depends on the woman.
How about the good ol’ “it’s not cheating unless you get caught”?
Oh, and it’s not cheating if you just found out your husband had a four month relationship with another woman.
It’s not cheating if:
You’d be just as happy to see her doing with another man what you are doing with another woman.
Eatting’s not cheating
I don’t actually believe that but thought I’d throw it in.
It’s not cheating if you get the weight watchers’ cheesecake instead of the good stuff.
Also not cheating if you have played the damn game so many times that you have the answers to the various Trivial Pursuit questions memorized. That’s laziness. I really need to buy the new version…
It’s not cheating when you smear peanut butter on your testicles and have your dog lick it off - because it’s YOUR dog!
Hmm…curiously reminicent of a folk song I heard in Monterey in about 1993 called Waitress, Won’t You Sit On My Face. Coincedence? :dubious:
Oh, the OP “head” reference would be to cunnilingus. Make sense now?
Since I was gonna post that I have to come up with a real answer. As a refinement of Rufus Xavier’s post, I’d say it’s not cheating if your SO would not consider it cheating.
Since I’ve answered the question, and Inigo Montoya has refined my answer to my satisfaction, I now present a couple of related questions, to be pondered well into the future:
Like the Gin Blossoms say, “Can’t call it cheatin’, she reminds me of you.”
Overheard in the public restroom: “That’ll leave a skidmark all the way to the treatment plant!”
Whoa there, dude. It was a female fog. 
Let’s just pretend that actually says dog, shall we…
:smack:
…you’re on a break.
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was that dog, or frog?
knee-deep!
That’d be Waitret, Please, Waitret by The Kinkster