It's not cheating when....

[Captain_Carrot]

Why isn’t lieu? She(?) would be all over this. Either that, or it would just be so easy as to be hard.

[Rhubarb]

It’s not cheating if it’s with a person on “the list”, if said list has been approved by your SO in advance.

[Starguard]

@Giraffe

To clarify the OP, was your friend arguing that him getting a blow job wasn’t cheating, his wife/girlfriend giving some other guy a blow job wasn’t cheating, or both?

My own simple rule: it’s not cheating when you fall down a flight of stairs and land penis first into a naked woman.

ROFL -

I’m gonna have to remember that one

[Coldfire]

@SPOOFE

It’s not cheating if you blame the President afterwards.

So, what if you are the President?

[Engineer_Dude]

@SPOOFE

It’s not cheating if you blame the President afterwards.

I wouldn’t put it past some of the Dopers in the Pit :rolleyes:
It’s not cheating if you think the person behind the spacesuit is your SO (like in Revenge of the Nerds)

[Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine]

@Coldfire

So, what if you are the President?

Easy. You say, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Ladies, it isn’t cheating if I called YOU first.

And it’s not cheating if you never found out his/her name.

[Ethilrist]

@Shade

If you can see his cards, it’s not cheating to look. Wait…

Or as my Daddy said to me many years ago when he was teaching me how to play cards, “If you hold your hand where I can see it, I’m going to look.”

Looking isn’t cheating, unless you use a ladder, a pole to open the window and night-vision goggles.