Oh my, that was a stellar 500th post :rolleyes:
During the game get Mr. jarbaby together with you. Then whe Kerry is pitching. Mr. Jarbaby kisses you on the strikes, and you kiss him on the balls. 
Did I tell YOU that old, worn out Marines come crawling to ME for assistance every single day? Really! 
Airman Doors - I am not sure I understand, could you maybe send a picture or something?
Revedge - That was really, really bad.
No doubt. Because…
…anyone limber enough to do the labial lipsync is someone I feel compelled to get to know better. 
Diane, though I sometimes bemoan my current situation, I think you’d be hard pressed to find anyone calling 28 “old [or] worn out!”
Ugh, tell me about it. All I hear is the fucking neighbor cats copulating and fornicating all night long! Those slutty cats!
I had wild monkey sex a long time ago with a guy wearing boots…
::shudder::
His name was Walter.
Every time I see ‘Sweet walter’ post - I think of Walter…
Walter with the boots, the cunningilus obsession, the too-long penis.
Christ jarbaby!! Between your neighbors, and Sweet Walter - BAH!! Nevermind!
My name, is DAVE!!!DAVE!!!
sheesh!
Hey! That’s my favorite way to watch a ballgame. To bad I cant get Mrs. robgruver to do it at an actual ball game. I figure we could be on TV like those people in Toronto! Woo!
All I can say is that if cats are involved in whatever’s going on upstairs, perhaps you need to phone the SPCA.
I always think of Henry Purcell’s catch “Sir Walter Enjoying His Damsel”:
*Sir Walter enjoying his damsel one night
He tickled and pleas’d her to so great a delight
That she could not contain, till the end of the matter
But in rapture cried out, O sweet Sir Walter! *
(Who said early music was boring? ;))
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I just don’t know where these people are finding the time. Don’t they have jobs and pets and responsibility and the like?
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Yes, they do, but they prioritize.
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*Originally posted by Diane *
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Nothin’ finer than a woman in her late 30’s/early 40’s. She’s got it ALLLLLLLLL together. I see those teenybopper nitwit 16 year olds scampering around Coast Guard Beach on the Cape and think, aaah feh- they have no clue what they’ve got, and won’t for 20 years.
<-----volunteering to be Diane’s SDMB BoyToy.
Cartooniverse
Get in line, Cartooniverse, get in line
Twisty and I have met Diane IRL. Rrrrrrrowl! I figure I got the inside track, tho, I’m taller than 4’7".
Ummmm. . . I can definitely see a sexual fantasy in the making. Diane and the Hot Studs of the SDMB!
Must.
Go.
Uhhhh. . . .
Make coffee.
Yeah, that’s it.
MAKE COFFEE!
When you get that feeling like, “oh no!!! they’re at it again on the ceiling!” Get competitive! Sheesh! that’s what I’d do. [sub]…and out do them![sub]
I’m in! And remember, being the old dude, I’ve got seniority! And I’m sure a 45 year-old guy can exchange some great lessons with a 39 year-old goddess!
(or at least die trying <vbeg> )
Ugly
Not only that, we all know sex skills of Utahns! I mean, lookee all the kids we have running around!
quantity ain’t quality toots
Jarbaby said:
“Let’s make it clear…I dig fucking the most, cats!”
Took me two or three tries before I spotted the comma there. Can’t tell you how relieved I was when I finally did.