That’s cuz I’m not a native Haverhill girl Dave 
And sorry… I’m about as not tan as you can get!
In all honesty, I think that men get too down on themselves about this endowment thing. Heck, I’ll go a step further steels self and say that if I can pleasure myself with my pinky finger, I can suggest that technique wins out over size every time.
Additionally, if this is something you’re concerned about or just believe a lady friend would like a new and different sensation (don’t we all?), different positions result in radically different sensations within the vagina. I recommend a position where the woman is on her knees in a fetal position or her legs are up in the air.
Okay. TMI time over. 
I used to be one of those women who said that size matters. But now I am married to my second husband, whose penis is much smaller than my first husband’s. But I enjoy sex much more with my current husband. And it’s partly because he tries harder. And it’s partly because I love him so much. Sorry to be so corny, but if you are in a committed relationship with someone you care about, the two of you with loving communication will work these things out.
And if you’re just interested in getting lots of girls to have sex with you, why not just masturbate? There’s no size too small or too large then!
i agree that sex is so much better when you are doing it with someone that you have a mental connection with as well. i’ve been a few men who were amply endowed, but the sex was just awful. the rhythm just wasn’t there, between us, and that would have happened no matter what size tiger was in the cage.
the best sex i’ve ever had was with a man i was head over heels crazy about, and he was not the biggest i’ve ever seen–just the best.
Well, yeah, but you don’t even want to know what I thought about Brockton girls. 
Aw, darn! See, I knew you were a Jersey girl, hot stuff. 
I’ve tried this method, before, and it didn’t get lots of girls to have sex with me. Maybe I was doing it wrong?
Depends. Were they watching?
I used to have a little penised friend who was very very little. Everything was fine and the same as an average penised man except the from behind position. Then again I was burdened with a fat ass at the time so YMMV!
It doesn’t matter. I’m just guessing but I think most women who ‘know what to do with yacht’ also know what to do with a dingy. It’s not the size, it’s not the technique, it’s the person it’s attached to.
Honestly. I’m not normally one to think guys are getting ripped off in life but you don’t see threads called “Guys how can I compensate for my gaping cavernous vagina?” I wouldn’t want to sleep with a guy who was secretly fretting about my anatomy and I sure as hell wouldn’t look at a guy’s dick and say “oh I can’t work with this!”
Now that was funny !!!
I have been with a few men that were smaller than average. To me it seems like they made up for it in enthusiasm and creativity. The position of riding high on the pelvic bone was always helpful, as well the females legs on the man’s shoulders for better penetration. Most women aren’t going to have an orgasm from penetration alone anyway. So any man (regardless of his size) is going to have to do more than just penetrate to please her.
It is the entire person… not just their package.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I found this to be funny as all hell. Can I use that in my sig pokey?
Sure! I wouldn’t mind seeing a sig like that.
My uterus is tilted…so I “canter to the left,” basically…and a man who’s hugely endowed is really uncomfortable unless he’s doing some funky gymnastics. (Which can be fun, but not all the time.)
FWIW, I read (in Cosmo) that the average length of the Modern Male Penis is five and a half inches. The Kinsey data forty years ago said six, I believe, or six and a half, but this doesn’t mean penises have shrunk.
It’s b/c the Kinsey report relied on self measurement, while the modern report used nurses. (So yes, they were LYING. Why does this not surprise anyone?)
And Pokey, a manwhore friend of mine said that a girl he slept with had such a “huge cavernous vagina” that she queefed every time he plunged. Like a sexual whoopee cushion.
It got to the point that he couldn’t continue.
And something about that–considering the fact that, from all reports, he’s got a pretty huge member–just made me sob with laughter.
For days.
Oh, thank you Audrey!
That’s a mental image I think I could have passed on.
Here is what is dancing behind my eyelids now:
A woman, on her back in bed, amongst black silk sheets. One leg is raised in the air. There is a man on his knees…down there. He is holding the woman’s leg against his chest and shoulder.
He thrusts.
SQUISH
He thrusts.
SQUISH
He thrusts.
SQUISH
He thrusts.
SQUISH
He thrusts.
SQUISH
“Honey, I’m sorry, but I can’t do this anymore!” And then the man storms off the bed, pulls his clothes on, but can’t zip his jeans…and storms out.
She sits up.
And there’s so much lubrication now, another SQUISH can be heard.
Gah!
Where’s the sick-up smilie? This will have to do. :eek: 
:o :mad:
[sub]That teaches me to read sex threads in the morning. [/sub]
Hey – did I mention the scholarship programs and annual bake sales? Plus, there’s the monthly “movie night.” No porn, though – it’s just too damn depressing…
Hmmmm… it that while errect or flaccid, I wonder? A little known fact is that small penises have a much larger percentage gain in size when becoming turgid than penises that are large to begin with. 400% growth is not at all unusual, in fact. I realize that is still not all that impressive when you are talking about an end result of only 4 inches, but still…
Regards,
Barry
Now that is hot hot hot. I love watching him do that. Not always, mind you, but occasionally, oh yeah.
Thanks!
It can be, when you’re watching the right person. Otherwise it’s just scary.:eek:
See? You shoulda been in school, not here looking for smut!
Well, I assume the scholarship application is what you might call a short form that delivers a sizeable bang for the bucks. And, I don’t even want to think about a bake sale, by this bunch. *DON’T EAT THE CREAM FILLING!! * Sorry. I thought about it, and that just shot out of me.
Hey! I like you, too, but you’re supposed to ASK if you can watch! Now, I just feel used.
What?!? You, too? I gotta get better curtains.
IME, most men won’t do it for their women. Which makes the future Mr. C so very very special.
And I’m not using ya – you seem to be participating all of your own free will.
<snicker>
Yes, dear. Those see-though ones just aren’t cutting it.
I don’t see how you could possibly measure anything but an erect penis, seeing as so many men have what my girlfriends and I call The Turtle. (The tiny flaccid penis that engorges to a large and impressive size.) This may be a “little known fact” among men, but I assure you, all of my female friends and I have known about The Turtle(s) for years.
So I would imagine that the measurement was done on erect penises; otherwise it couldn’t possibly be fair.
Sapphire Wolf, you have pretty much nailed the scenario, sad to say.