…between me and the chickens that is.
I said some things I didn’t mean, they said some things they didn’t mean. You know how it is. Then they left me.
The name had to go of course.
I was thinking of choosing a new name that said something about me, something meaningful and thought-provoking.
I considered using some obscure literary reference, making myself seem both intellectual and mysterious in one fell swoop.
Then I thought no, and went for another random poultry-based* comedy name instead. You like?
[sub]*Are ducks poultry? I don’t care.[/sub]
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