It's Sexual Awareness Week!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Today I noticed a new sight in the dorms–green pieces of paper taped to the walls. Each of them starts off with a sex myth, and then gives the reality of it. I ended up stopping periodically on my way to lunch to read all of them. There was one which I loved and just had to share–I think you’ll all like it.

Lie: “Feminism causes women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians”

-Pat Robinson

Fact: Try consulting your nearest reality.

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It does? Well, hot damn, sign me up! :wink:

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It’s nice to see they have a check list, that these women can follow to reach their final goal of Nirvana and become the Devine Lesbian of Yunnan Guardian of the Giant Panda.

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Pat Robertson, actually.

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It took me a minute to spot the lie in that one. I get it now. There is a subtle flaw in that statement.

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I, for one, welcome our new sexually-aware lesbian overlords.

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Oops. Hehe.

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And finally get that toaster!

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Do you lose points if you Git R Done but not in that order?

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Not exactly, but I hear there’s a special bonus if you do it exactly that way.

Maybe it’s an especially fancy toaster.