**Dumbest ideas in all of literature
Sparkly Vampires?!?
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Poll about being a sperm donor for people you know
"If You Build It, They Will Come" - Football Version
Quite appropriate, given that the first was inspired by the second.
What did you get (or give) for Father’s Day?
Should I Tell Him My Sexuality?
No. Definitely not. You can think of something better than that.
Who killed Jesus
Casey Jones
Dammit, My education was waaaayyyyyy off.
So what DID Little Bunny Foo Foo do to the field mice?
Armpit shaving, male and female
That’s a bit surprising!
My postman is a barbarian.
Siam sam, I want to stomp your pigeon eggs!!
That sounds a little uncivilized, but to be barbaric I think he’d have to threaten to burn down your house, or something like that.
My minion hordes seize the Vatican…what’s worth looting?
Cheap Beer
Really, now. There must be something better than that. And I didn’t even know they had beer at the Vatican.
What is this noxious fume?
Jesus’ Wine and Hrothgar’s Mead
Apparently, *Chateau Christ *'33 was not known for its bouquet…
Any tips for manoeuvring a wide, long car?
Pamphlets from Pueblo, Colorado
For information, write, “Manuevering a wide, long car, Pueblo, Colorado.”
What movie(s) are you in?
Transformers the sequel June 24
I’m in the background transformed into a Braun coffee grinder.
I have connected with an old love
Going to a wedding
**What did you get (or give) for Father’s Day?
What to do with $10,000? **
** I pit picketers
Get out of my apartment, you fucking freeloaders! **
Actually picketing inside your apartment is probably going a bit far.
**Please help me learn how to ignore someone
Cheap Beer **
And lots of it !
Polish insult
Sparkly Vampires?!?
“You . . . you sparkly vampire ! !”
What will we be embarrassed about in 20 years?
Methods for cleaning dog hair off of suede
**Wallaby opium circles of Tasmania
Things that feel great **
I’m guessing the wallabies think so.
**Married man pays hooker with Cheetos
Things that feel great **
The Future…
Cheap Beer
The economy is looking bleak.
I just saw a UFO
St Pete Times: Special Report on Scientology
It’d be funnier the other way around.
**What defined your sense of humor?
Celeb Hypocrites **
How do I cook with “Grass Jelly”
Product Decay (foodstuffs)
:eek: Yuck.