-Recommend me a good kiddie-porn newsgroup?
[sup]I better stop…[/sup]
“Sex with sheep is fun!”
Oh, wait–we didn’t lock that one. 
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If my cats are my children and I have sex with them, is that pedophilia? (No pics.)
FREE PORN FOR ALL!
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Enslave all fatties!
DC Dopers: When is the White House the fullest? What buildings have the best line-of-sight? Howzabout indirect fire?
NOW PRAISE DEAR LEADER! PRAISE NOW!
If child models are walking down a runway that is actually a treadmill, will they ever be sexualized enough to run away from my friend?
What happens when we replace samclem’s Folger’s crystals with pure crack cocaine?
My toddler has learned how to masturbate! (pictures included)
This thread has active trojan code- you WILL get a virus if you open it. I’m not kidding.
Getcher porn-site passwords here!
Buy my Amway products please!
UR ALL JEW-PHAGS HA HA d00dz r00l!
- If you wanted to destroy the Chicago Reader, where would you put the bombs ?
- You gotta see this stuff I hacked from the CIA
- Share your poop photos !
- Anyone want to join my new Kitten Baseball league ?
Is this explicit photo of Eva Longoria being fisted by Teri Hatcher while fellating Ewan MacGregor for real? I mean, it seems a little farfetched, but it just looks so authentic! I’m not doing this for porn reasons, I’m looking for technical Photoshop advice. That’s why I’m posting the photo in General Questions.
Help me break my boyfriend out of prison!
I just neutered my dog at home!
Ask the arsonist…
Boycott the Chicago Reader!
Let’s Bring Satan and Melin Back!
Surplus Marijuana Raffle
-gry
Why is this file labeled “Top Secret”? (caution: PDF)
-The Mods locked my last thread on this topic, so I’m trying again …
-I don’t think the Mods have the guts to lock this thread!
What Dopers Would You Do?
Links to the Boards That Must Not Be Named
Attention Get Free Wireless Internet Vi Agra Here
- I’m eating my own fingers; what dumb thing have YOU done today ?
- Me and my neighbors : Advice needed on catapult
- Look at all this free porn I found !
- Need advice on home surgery. URGENT.
Ad Hominem Attacks Against Atheists
Don’t know if this would count, but Gaia Online mods will usually lock a thread at the request of the OP. At least we did when I was modding 
Suicide tips for the squeamish
I purpling your posts
Rate my genitals
GQ- My penis is so huge I have to strap it to my thigh. Is it practical to lop some off?
IMHO - Are all doper women huge cows, who waddle around in tent like mu-mus, and sing songs to their cats while dressing them up in little hats?
GD - Aren’t almost all the Jewish neo-cons in the Bush Administration Israeli moles?
GD - Resolved - Cecil is just a little bitch!
GQ - Why are Asian women’s nipples so much perkier than other races?
GQ - How do I light my farts without singeing the tiny hairs around my anus?
Best so far!
What’s your point?
How do I play these foreign DVDs on my DVD player?!?!?!
Why do women all have to --x—?
I think I’m in trouble…
GQ: Do Muslims dry off with those towels?
Ask the convicted murderer why < postername > hasn’t posted lately !