It's time for the return of "LOCK this thread"

If I pick at least one white slave girl, can we keep the thread open?

This one’s a little tame and obvious, but:

“This is my 2500th post! yay me!!”

(hey, I just woke up.)

Murder or manslaughter?

Your favorite methamphetamine recipes.

Check out these great links:

The Anarchist Cookbook, Google Earth image of tomndebb’s house (with address), This cool board that talks about us all the time!, and all the pr()n you can handle!

Is this website ok to link to?

Is <name> a troll, a sock, or just a jerk? (In IMHO)

Here’s my full name, address, date of birth, social security and credit card number, since I think you guys are great and trust every last one of you.

So where is all that child pornography on the internet I keep hearing about?

WANT A BIGG3R PENI5? 74% PERCENT OF OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE EXPERIENCED OVER 6 INCHES OF GROWTH AFTER 10 MINUTES OF USING OUR PRODUCT!

SCAVENGER HUNT!! SCAVENGER HUNT!!

A $100 Amazon Gift Card to the poster who can find me a link to:

  1. A 12-page college term paper on the economic causes of the Spanish-American War…

Hey! I’m trolling like a MOTHERFUCKEER!!!

MPSIMS: I love my neighbour’s child. In the Biblical sense.

Help me Make Bathtub Gin!

Look, guys, I found this awesome flash game! You have to lean in and turn up your speakers really loud, but it’s brilliant, I swear!

MPSIMS: Those dumbass adminsitrators don’t know I have four usernames (You can too)

GD: Post your personal agenda (links to hate groups appreciated)

Sgt Schwartz

Read the OP again.

This is what I mean! astro pursues me all over SDMB (and Fark, and Fathom, while we’re at it), telling me to “read the OP again.” If I wanted to “read” I’d buy a book. Jebus! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What’s your favourite PornoTube video right now?

Would changing my name fool the sex offender registry?

[ul]Ask the meth dealer[/ul][ul]No degree, no experience – Can I still become a pimp?[/ul][ul]Post in this thread every time you take a dump![/ul]

  • I can’t get my homemade nuke to go off; technical advice ?

  • How can I collect the ransom without the cops catching me ?

  • Killed anyone ? Post your pictures !

Is This a Tax Loophole?

How can I learn to do a Goatse?
Show your Goatse pics!
Goatse on a treadmill

This thread will contain a post of what I eat every day for the next year.
Ask the necrophiliac.
Please buy my homemade CD (incfludes link to website)
Something is wrong with my pussy’s pussy (with not-so-cute cat pics)