- I was Anally Gangbanged by (Moderators’ Names Here).
- How to Get Rid of $30,000 Worth of Heroin?
- NAMBLA Devotees, Post Your Wildest Fantasies Here!
- Need Help Ridding My Apartment of Blood Stains & Decomposing Odor
- Non-sexual Uses for Semen
- I’m So Glad Budd Dwyer Killed Himself on Live TV
- Come View Pictures of Torgo’s Rash
- Internet Browser History Folders of All the Moderators
- KKK Grand Dragons on the SDMB Get-together
- Share Your Experiences Stalking the Moderators
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Do You Want To Make $1000 A Week From The Privacy Of Your Own Home??
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Here’s The Master List Of The Admin’s And Mod’s Real Names And Home Addresses!
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How Can I Make A Bomb Out Of Fertilizer? And Do You Need A Driver’s License To Rent A Ryder Truck?
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Click These Links For Hot Teenage Sex Kittens!
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Is there really infinate life by Alex Chui
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Who was Mark Serlin?
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Why can’t you park on a parkway or drive on a drive way?
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Angry, Hungry and…?
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Do my homework!
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607 n e warez D00D??!!1/?
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This is my neighbor’s lock. How do I pick it?
–sublight.
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I believe [any Doper here] is a troll/homophobe/disciple of JDT.
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Link to JDT email.
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The truth behind Cecil Adams
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How can I get banned quickly?
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Full-color photos of stretched anuses!
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YOU MUST READ NOW - “Please God I’m Only 17”
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And just WHAT was your reason for banning [troll name here]
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Great felching pics
- I’m hot, horny, and waiting for you.
- I saw the light of Jesus. You’re all going to Hell.
- Tell your favorite ethnic jokes here!
- List your sockpuppets.
- u all sukk
Hasn’t this been done before? Oh well, I’m too lazy to bother looking.
- MY revenge list, and why it’s better than Nixon’s.
- Who’s your favourite porn star?
- Here a a bunch of links to sites on the perfectness of Jesus and Christianity.
- Why I am better than you.
10 - Creationism and Evolution: 100 Reasons Why Both Are Wrong
9 - Here’s some posts I’m forwarding for some banned members.
8 - How can I hack into the Chicago Reader’s office database?
7 - Everybody post the complete text of their favorite novel.
6 - Hey everyone! I’ve figured out a great way to smuggle drugs past airport security!
5 - Looking for advice on writing computer viruses.
4 - I just found out Bill Clinton is going to run for President again!
3 - Looking for free legal advice on how I can sue the posters who gave me free medical advice last month for malpractice.
2 - What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever gotten away with and how did you do it?
and the #1 thread most likely to get banned:
Anyone want to buy some pictures of Cecil … naked?
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What is the third word in the english language that ends in -gry? (oops, a repeat; sorry, I just finally “got” sublight’s post, on review…)
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Does clicking on this link give your computer the Cold Ape virus like it does mine?
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More evidence the blacks AND gays helped the jews perpetuate the Houlocaust Hoax!
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Is this a police officer setting a trap, or do I have a shot with this 13-yr-old chat room hottie?
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But John Rocker was fuckin-A right!
Superb post, Torgo!
[list][li]Will Dubya fall victim to the 20-year curse? A plan for actualization[/li][li]List your hundred favorite Chick tracts[/li][li]Who on the SDMB would you most like to kill?[/li][li]Amish Dopefest in Lancaster County, PA[/li]I’d like to introduce our newest member, concrete2
Um, isn’t there supposed to be a “hi Opal” in here somewhere?
57. Hi opal
I forgot one:
- I just photocopied all the StraightDope books! Get 'em here, only $5!
- How long does it take to dismember the corpse of a 5’3" woman?
- Is sleeping with my sister wrong?
- Should I buy $30,000 of herion from Torgo?
- Can anyone tell me how to steal cable TV?
- Cats and washing machines…
101 uses for Cat Turds
JDT is a Sex Machine
Why Adolf Hitler should be Canonized
Help me Assassinate Cecil Adams
Is it WRONG to be turned on by JDT?
*yes, indeedy, there WAS a thread called Doomed Threads…it’s funny!
-btw, where does the Hi Opal thing come from?
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Alex Chiu and JDT team up to create the penis that never dies. Click here
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Anyone wanna see a picture of the cat head I found in the woods this morning?
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Opal can just go blow me!
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Hey everyone, check this out! 1 million pop up windows!
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Everything is just fine and dandy in the world today. (posted in the Pit).
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Who has paid for sex with a farm animal? Details please!
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This thread in about half an hour.
Do rats squeal in pain?
The Straight Dope Massive Cyber Orgy Thread
Who wants to see what I found in the toilet today-pics included
Confessions of a Necrophiliac.
Ya know…cat turds don’t taste half bad!
Um…this one really isn’t too different from every “popularity poll/hug/kiss/which doper would I cyberscrew” thread in MPSIMS and IMHO.
[sub]I should know, I post to all of them[/sub]
I’ve recently come across a new one.
All your base are belong to us!
Any fellow skinhead dopers?
Cool link to snuff films
Where do I get the good dope/weed?
fUck ya al if you cnotinu to ignroe me