Always a favorite around here, it’s time for Threads Most Likely To Be Locked!!!
Good Places to hide a corpse
Naked Pictures of the Mods
Meet the Sock Puppet Family!
Help me hack into the Pentagon so I can steal mp3’s
I’ve finally captured them. Now what should I do?
Colonic Holiday Ideas
How do I cauterize this?
The best ways to imbibe illegal drugs.
Where do I get them?
How can a convicted felon purchase a firearm?
What’s the best variety of hemp to plant for recreational use?
How, theoretically, would I go about blowing up the White House?
Is (somebody) gay?
How can I tell if I’m on someone’s ignore list?
Is it legal to export howitzers, as long as the shoulder stock is shipped separately? If not, whom do I have to bribe?
–Nott, who would post no such thing
“Do my homework for me” seems to work pretty well.
I swear, it wasn’t really homework, I just wanted to impress the teacher dude.
I Think About (moderator’s name here) When I Masturbate
Something Critical About That Poster That Everybody Likes
Yes Fans Check In Here!
Share Your Buttfucking and Farting Anecdotes
What’s Up With Jews?
My Cock is Huge
“My girlfriend called me a pedophile. Is it normal for a ten-year old to use such a big word?”
You too?
Oh…
Is It Unethical To Cut Cocaine Or Heroin With Rat Poison? If So, Why?
People I Picture Naked When I Punish The Bunny.
What Objects Have You Shoved Up Your Ass? Did You Take Pictures? If So, Please Post A Link.
How Can I Get Someone Else To Take My SAT’s For Me?
Why chocolate should be outlawed.
I copied this completely from another Web site.
I’m suing the Reader!
“Why Polycarp and tomndebb should be banned.”
“Serlin was NOT a loser!”
“Parkway/Driveway Question?”
“Damn, that dres really DOES make your ass look huge!”
What three words end in -gry?
What does Squick/Felch mean?
What’s a Merkin?
I have photographic proof that Ed is Cecil!! [Link]
Hi! My name is Concrete…
What would be the best way to market my new line of snuff movies?
Study [this picture] carefully until you see what’s wrong.
If you were writing your own suicide note, what would you say?
People you’d like to murder/assassinate.
How would I become a professional torturer in a country run by a junta?
Ever break someone’s nose?
Sinners repaint! [sic]
I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on,
Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a cheque for US $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man. It’s all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least US$10,000.00. We’re not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother’s girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped “Paid In Full”. Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
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By the way, I actually received the above email yesterday forwarded from my best friend.
Here was my response:
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The Simpsons unappreciation thread.