Worst. Thread. Ever.
Ass hair combover, reasonable solution?
What should I eat before my execution (electric chair) to show my contempt for authority? (need to be really messy)
Why obese gay black jews make better pedophile wiccan priests. (or how many people can I possibly offend with just one sentence?)
Lose weight now! Ask me how.
Smegma, pro or con?
Circumcision at home for fun and profit.
Start a sincere thread asking women if their vaginal lips hang open after sex like loose drapes or close up immediately. Given how many other female TMI threads go on (and on and on) for pages it was surprising how quickly this one was shut down (by the top board administrator no less).
I don’t can’t remember the original poster and I can’t find the thread but the number of :eek:'s the thread generated by even veteran female dopers was something of a record for a short thread.
Here is the real name of a private (non-celebrity) person in the UK, and this is why she is a bitch.
Ask the Necrophiliac.
The Rev. Fred Phelps Appreciation Thread.
Hi, Opal.
The His4Ever/december/Uekte/King Nifty appreciation thread.
A self-proclaimed Doper taunted me and my Aryan homeboys at another message board, and we’ve come to kick ya’ll’s asses!
I’m Wildest Bill And I’m Back!
Tug-Ahoy! New And Improved!
The JDT Appreciation Thread
My 50th Post! Congratulate Me!
Why the Enterprise can’t defeat a Star Destroyer
Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter- A Pedophile’s View
The Kordell Stewart Appreciation Thread
The Telemarketing Appreciation Thread
In Defense of Jail Sodomy.
“Why homosexuality is a worse sin than murder”
I’m certain this topic would get closed less than a minute after it was started. And no, I’m not going to post it just to see if I’m right.
Eventually, a thread like this. 
Genital piercing and braces. Ever get stuck?
Supporters of ethnic cleansing.
Why it’s painfully obvious that creationists have never actually read the Bible,
Spontaneous combustion and masturbation. The real story.
“Hey lesbos! Do you think this is hot?”
How powerful is your ejaculation?
[Czarcasm, we were only having a bit of fun!]
Well, I suppose with enough encouragement I’d be ballsy/stupid enough to make a few of these threads and see how long it took for them to be locked. Anyone wanna see?
Oh, here’s my contribution:
The ‘Official’ Post Count Flog Thread!
Oh yes, and:
“Post your enemies’ personal contact information here!”
Post your favorite White Supremacy links!
Everybody post the complete text of your favorite novel here!