“Ask the Sudanese Slave Trader”
“Can Anybody Verify This is Ed’s Phone #? I just get a machine when I dial…”
“Resolved: Kittens are Better Stewed, Puppies are Better Roasted”
So I just killed someone…
Hey, (friend doper across the hall), play that song again.
(I remember that one)
Ass raping clowns.
Police shooting techniques.
Name my dick.
Elvis isn’t dead!
Who should I kill next?
What’s the best way to not get caught sending a death threat?
Insurance scams 101
Getting through airport security with weapons/drugs
How to escape jail
f*ck you
I’m from such and such a message board and our boards are better.
So I just raped someone…
What’s the going rate for a joint?
I ripped open my scrotum getting my balls stuck in my zipper again…(slightly TMI)
Things not to insert in your ass
Funny, I once thought if the OP asked for it to be closed they would close it but I remember someone asked 4 times & it was still open.
[[Genital piercing and braces. Ever get stuck?]]
Why would this be closed? I can see Cecil doing a column on it.
[[Things not to insert in your ass]]
Was it a ‘million to one shot’?
That’s how all proctologist’s stories end, ya know. 
Share your experiences with enemas and douches, both good and bad
Any Dopers have links to some good kiddie porn?
How do I go about getting a job as a white slave trader?
What do you think (insert famous actress/female musican’s name here) favorite sexual position is?
Do you think (insert famous actress/female musician’s name here) likes anal sex?
Do you think (insert famous actress/female musician’s name here) swallows?
What words return more than 2000 hits on the SDMB search engine? Let’s find out!
Help me finish this physics assignment about bong theory.
Post Your Favorite Glurge Here!
HELP! My Exams are tomorrow! Question about nazi mod sockpuppets download pirated pirated MP3 downloading programs whilst questioning the holocaust in terms of black lesbian nudies who stand up for David Duke naming trolls in uncovering the secret illuminati Jewish agenda of the pro-choice gay squicking lobby with a link to a city-by-city online drug dealer list in 50 countries - complete lyrics! (warning: long)
a/s/l?
1 @m 5UP@R 1337 H@X0R F@G0TZ!!!1
I think opal won. a/s/l… hehe… that’s a good one.
Recommend me some good porn sites.
[Poll]Which banned poster should be allowed back?
I vote for Airdisc. I don’t even know what a/s/l is.
a/s/l stands for “age/sex/location”
I still think a thread wherein poeple just pad their post count is a good one.
It only took 5 posts.
omfg I laughed for like an hour on this one. The slighty part really drove it home.
I just hacked the boards what should I do now?
Having problems with one of my other screen names.
A message to all the mods/admins from <banned poster>
OMG someones breaking into my house.
Here’s a List of Everyone’s Passwords for the SDMB!!!
Watch My Proctology Exam Live on this Web Cam!!!
Tales from my Toilet (with pictures)
Review My Porn site!
Hey, it’s almost the one year anniversary of my SDMB hacking job!
Don’t ban me for this, but…
Why Jesus will throw all of you gay jewish non-aryan caatholic muslim witch satanic scumbags into the lake of fire.