More Threads Most Likely to be Closed

Yeah, it’s that time again! I think this is the third incarnation of this topic I’ve started. I love this one!

-Click Here for Naked Pictures of the Pope!

-How do I set up a web cam to show my neighbor getting dressed?

-So last night I went munging

-Ask the Child Pornographer

-Who’s up for some grave robbin’!

-Let’s Swap Some Files - and tell everybody else exactly how to do it!

My local head shop sucks! (bong related)

Here is my detailed step-by-step plan to overthrow the government

Quick! I’m sitting my exam and using my wireless palmtop - help needed!!!

I need to cheat the drugs test at work - any ideas?

Phone phreaking: Make free long distance calls!

HE10 FAG0R7S 1 @M SUP3R L337 H@XOR!!!11

Ask Fred Phelps

hI i Am NeW hErE wHaTz Up???

The gay-bashing thread

What’s your favorite straw to felch with?

How to make friends and influence people - the troll way!

So I have to hide a body…

I’m a Nigerian offical and I need the board’s help.

Ask the AmWay Guy

Need Help Distributing a Virus…

Check out this Awesome Band’s Website! Fer Real!

-Sock, schmock. I just have too many ideas for one screen name!

-Makeup tips needed (I gotta look old enough for that clerk to sell me some booze).

-This thread contains no TMI, no swearing, and no sex!
(oh, sorry. That’s the thread most likely to be ignored) :wink:

  • Help me hack the SDMB!

  • Link to your SO’s secret nudie pics here

  • Where can I score some weed at the Dopefest?

  • Check out these Satellite TV hacks!

  • Ban me, you Asshat mods!!!

Do you want YOUR penis to be bigger?

How do I get bloodstains out of the carpet (TMI)?

Fat people are so gay!

Beating your wife and other fun home stories

GD: The Truth About Everlasting Life

IMHO: What Are the Best Scat Porn Websites?

ATMB: That Mangy {insert Mod. of choice here} Closed My Thread!

GQ: Did You Know This About How Bush Stole The 2000 Election?

CCC: Cecil’s Wrong About {insert subject here} – Here’s What My Pastor Said…

Get Rick Quick! You only need to invest 5 dollars!!

Human sacrifice: stop struggling you stupid bitch!! (long rant)

Wheres the missing dollar??? This is driving me nuts!

Whats the third word ending in gry?

White supremacy makes a lot of sense - here’s why

Damn. Is this trouble for my “Gay people are so fat!” thread?

-I am Cecil, ask me about myslef.

Goat Porn 2 (TMI).

-So, who else smokes pot here? :smiley:

  • My meth lab keeps blowing up. What am I doing wrong?

  • Vintage clips of Cecil Adams in a 1972 porn movie. Click here!

  • Moderator faces on pasted onto the bodies of elderly nudists - Photoshop contest!

  • Ask the escaped convict on the lam.

  • I’m trying to post an ISO of Unreal Tournament 2003 to Usenet, but it keeps timing out! HELP!

  • Can I get my ferret high? If so, how?

  • What’s the best way to dispose of a bag of kittens?

  • Best beatdown weapon: tire iron, crowbar, or baseball bat?

  • How do I join a terrorist organization?

Who knows some SDMB girls’ real-life phone numbers?

-Here’s Why I’m Smarter Than Cecil