Yeah, it’s that time again! I think this is the third incarnation of this topic I’ve started. I love this one!
-Click Here for Naked Pictures of the Pope!
-How do I set up a web cam to show my neighbor getting dressed?
-So last night I went munging
-Ask the Child Pornographer
-Who’s up for some grave robbin’!
-Let’s Swap Some Files - and tell everybody else exactly how to do it!
My local head shop sucks! (bong related)
Here is my detailed step-by-step plan to overthrow the government
Quick! I’m sitting my exam and using my wireless palmtop - help needed!!!
I need to cheat the drugs test at work - any ideas?
Phone phreaking: Make free long distance calls!
HE10 FAG0R7S 1 @M SUP3R L337 H@XOR!!!11
Ask Fred Phelps
hI i Am NeW hErE wHaTz Up???
The gay-bashing thread
What’s your favorite straw to felch with?
How to make friends and influence people - the troll way!
So I have to hide a body…
I’m a Nigerian offical and I need the board’s help.
Ask the AmWay Guy
Need Help Distributing a Virus…
Check out this Awesome Band’s Website! Fer Real!
-Sock, schmock. I just have too many ideas for one screen name!
-Makeup tips needed (I gotta look old enough for that clerk to sell me some booze).
-This thread contains no TMI, no swearing, and no sex!
(oh, sorry. That’s the thread most likely to be ignored) 
Help me hack the SDMB!
Link to your SO’s secret nudie pics here
Where can I score some weed at the Dopefest?
Check out these Satellite TV hacks!
Ban me, you Asshat mods!!!
Do you want YOUR penis to be bigger?
How do I get bloodstains out of the carpet (TMI)?
Fat people are so gay!
Beating your wife and other fun home stories
GD: The Truth About Everlasting Life
IMHO: What Are the Best Scat Porn Websites?
ATMB: That Mangy {insert Mod. of choice here} Closed My Thread!
GQ: Did You Know This About How Bush Stole The 2000 Election?
CCC: Cecil’s Wrong About {insert subject here} – Here’s What My Pastor Said…
Get Rick Quick! You only need to invest 5 dollars!!
Human sacrifice: stop struggling you stupid bitch!! (long rant)
Wheres the missing dollar??? This is driving me nuts!
Whats the third word ending in gry?
White supremacy makes a lot of sense - here’s why
Damn. Is this trouble for my “Gay people are so fat!” thread?
-I am Cecil, ask me about myslef.
Goat Porn 2 (TMI).
-So, who else smokes pot here? 
My meth lab keeps blowing up. What am I doing wrong?
Vintage clips of Cecil Adams in a 1972 porn movie. Click here!
Moderator faces on pasted onto the bodies of elderly nudists - Photoshop contest!
Ask the escaped convict on the lam.
I’m trying to post an ISO of Unreal Tournament 2003 to Usenet, but it keeps timing out! HELP!
Can I get my ferret high? If so, how?
What’s the best way to dispose of a bag of kittens?
Best beatdown weapon: tire iron, crowbar, or baseball bat?
How do I join a terrorist organization?
Who knows some SDMB girls’ real-life phone numbers?
-Here’s Why I’m Smarter Than Cecil