Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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For some reason, lately there seems to have been a number of threads (particularly in GQ) that have been shut down very quickly. So I was wondering about starting a thread to invent topics you know would be like a red flag to all the moderators.
You might think I’m doing this just to see how long it might take the mods to shut *this * thread down. No - my motives are of the purest and noblest quality. :smiley:
Yes, you could say I am doing this as an SDMB service by illustrating to others what NOT to post. :rolleyes:
Actually, I’m doing this because this is going to be one heck of a fun thread don’t you think?

Well just to get things started, some threads that could have the moderators sit up and take notice are:
[ul]Hi Dopers. Now that we’ve learned about ‘how to jump your electric meter’, I’m looking for other ways to stretch my household expense dollar. Therefore, “How do I get free HBO” ?[/ul]

[ul]I’m one of the younger Dopers so maybe some older folks can tell me what my Mom and Dad do almost every night. They sure make quite a racket and usually end up out of breath. I think they might be exercising. Sometimes when my Dad is away, a neighbor comes over and helps my mother exercise too. (My Mom’s quite a health nut huh?) Any suggestions about setting up a low-light-situation video camera so I can see what they are doing?[/ul]

[ul]I’m a rich Nigerian and you could make millions of dollars. What is your bank account number?[/ul]

[ul]Your credit card number is a clue to your personality. Don’t believe me? Just enter your credit card number and I’ll give you a complete personality profile.[/ul]

[ul]How can I defeat and/or bypass all those energy-grabbing anti-pollution devices in my automobile engine?[/ul]

Okay, how about some of the other SDMB folks out there?

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Can Anyone Tell Me the Best Place to Download MP3’s and Not Get Caught By the RIAA?

Naked Pics of the Mods! Come Get Them While They’re Hot!

A Tubgirl Introspective, With Pictures!

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Well, this one is a good bet.

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Thanks for the encouragement Ilsa. :smiley:

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Well, usually any one involving various pothead paraphenilia.

The second anti-bush reeder thread of the day on the pit frontpage.

How does the anti-siphon gastank work.

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Kiss me! I’m a Pirate! (RIAA SUCCCORS!)

Bongs - How do you build one?

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_______ deserves to die and hope they do.

Best ways to get away with murder.

Why I want to kill ______ and when I will do it.

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Howzabout:

The Chicago Reader’s Stuff Isn’t Worth Copyrighting, but If It Was, Here’s How to Distribute it Yourself and Make Money on the Side

Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Admiring: Real Names, Addresses, Phone Numbers and Naked Photos of Hot Doper Chicks

If I Wanted To Sneak Into the White House With a Mechanical Clock for the Staff, how could I go about it?

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Any topic involving sex, drugs or rock and roll.

:smiley:

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‘Aan [bijna] alle SDMB leden: Jij kan dit niet lezen. Ik wèl. Het zou bijzonder leuk zijn - voor mij - om wat sappige Nederlandse vloeken toe te voegen. Maar dat zal ik niet doen. Goeiedag.’

Something like this?

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How about ‘How can I get real good quality underage topless pics without there being any evidence left on my computer’? :stuck_out_tongue:

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So, what are the three words that end in -gry?

Let’s all pull up a lawn chair!

Ok get this; a gay dude, a black dude, a fat dude, and Ed Zotti walk into a bar…

Hitler: Bad rap?

Alex Chiu wanted me to come and ask…

Can’t quite sing along to It’s the End of the World as we know it yet? Here are the lyrics for practice

Pussies, balls, and holes (I swear it’s about taking my cat golfing!)

Whatever happened to handy?

The Official Jack Dean Tyler Appreciation Thread[sup]TM[/sup]

Shmaa, see, you’ll never take me alive, modders!

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My other screen names are _______ and ________. What are yours?

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ABTM ~ How do you hack into the SDMB moderator’s forums?
GQ ~ How do you sell, buy, grow or synthesize illegal drugs?
GD ~ Have the Mods become Putz’s?
CS ~ The Complete Lyrics Thread
IMHO ~ POLL: If so&so gets assassinated, how do you react?
MPSIMS ~ New Game! Pad Your Post Count!
The BBQ Pit ~ I WISH YOU ALL TO DIE! - Just kidding!
:smiley:

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Quick-what’s the source code for the SDMB? I want to build my own bulletin board, but I don’t want to buy the software!

I’m 13 and I’m too chicken to tell my folks I’m pregnant so they can take me to Planned Parenthood-how do I do an at home abortion?

Confessions of a Kiddy Pornographer

Your favorite bomb recipes

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“How to get cheap DVDs of current movies (some even before they hit the theaters)!”

“Let’s talk about Nazis and circumcision”

“Terrorism. What kind of threats would really work?”

“Home addresses and phone numbers of some Dope Mods. Anyone got the rest?”

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GD–Resolved: Poster of your choice is a big fat lying idiot who should drop dead.

IMHO–Why do abusive owners insist on maiming their cats by declawing them?

GQ–How can I turn this vase into a bong?

MPSIMS–This forum has been graped by The Grapist

GD–I have been chosen by He Who Is Called I Am to smite the wicked, prepare to die

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Bekijk je rug, gum. Je mond schrijft cheques die je lichaam niet kan incasseren. :smiley:

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**How can .9999999… = 1 ? **

1920’s Style Death Rays - Thread 2 - a mere 1,000 postings in that first thread were not enough to tell the real story.

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