How to import Absinthe.
Rush, worst music group ever!
Fat people, just stop eating so much!
L337 i5 != 94Y
To get pedantic, that should be
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Let’s not have any pidgin-Leet here! 
Anyone know where I can get a cracked copy of the latest borland builder with the help files included?
I killed the next door neighbours dog.
How do I get my next door neighbour’s dog to wear a condom?
The goatse appreciation thread
Why I hate niggers
If this thread gets 5000 replies, I will duct tape my dick to my balls and post pictures.
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Kitten sex! (links to pics inside)
"What sort of firearm would you recommend to someone who wanted to do a little president hunting? "
How to make Semtex at home
Is there a way to hide the heat signature of pot plants ?
Cannibalism for fun and profit
One made entirely of plastic.
(“why’d you shoot that duck asshole?”)
I’ll be in the ______ area, wanna get together Armin M. style?
As I was riding on the subway today, my thoughts drifted to quantum mechanics. (It’s happened to you too right?) Of course my knowledge of the subject is somewhat limited and was hoping some “Dopers” could enlighten me further on this fascinating topic.
I would especially be interested if people could expound on the work of Max Planck, Nils Bohr, Louis de Broglie, Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrödinger and Paul Dirac. Please cite specific references that you used (including page numbers, URL’s and so on). If someone cared to explain wave-particle duality, the importance of the discovery of the positron and maybe the equivalence of energy and matter, that would really be fantastic. Oh and could responders make sure that they double-space their replies? Gee that would really be great.
Oh and I must stress this is not a homework assignment.
If the responses to this question are to my liking, maybe someday I might be on the subway and think about, oh maybe … “Summa Theologica” by Saint Thomas Aquinas and might want to know more about this fascinating work. I’m sure some doper might want to write a 10 page critical analysis focusing on the work and its influence on the secular as well as the clerical populations of the time. Oh and this isn’t a homework assignment either !
How do I do this homework problem?
Things that happened on other boards or LJ to people who also post here.
Oh My Freakin God…
Predict the Next Poster!
Buy my crap! NOW!
What really happened to [insert Doper name here]?
LOL No Clue Boy
Great Minds Think Alike !!!
“Dudes, get a load of the ignorance going on over at this board! Let’s go and set them straight, huh?”
How to get around the 60 second limit on the search function -Details INSIDE!!1"
In Defense of Fred Phelps, Jack Chick and the Ku Klux Klan!
:eek:
shudder
“How do I chop up a body with a minimum of noise/mess?”
“Techniques for fellating a Llama?”
:eek:
Here’s a link to my website-o-thousands-o-popups.
Anyone want to buy Cuban cigars?
What poison would inflict the most pain on the recipient?
What’s the best recipe for barbecued dog?
What would you do with $10,000 of stolen jewelry?
Auto-erotic strangulation is fantastic !!! How can I get that feeling to last longer?
Where does the wife of the captain of the U.S.S. Ohio live?
Is this burn infected? (Pics inside)
How do I sneak across the Mexican border? Repeatedly?
Poll: How many dead bodies have you discovered?
Good music for Onanism?
“I hate every single person on this board. Even myself. Discuss?”