Is it true that duck’s quacks don’t echo??
Phyl Collins: I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
(thanks Spitting Image, TV show)
Brilliant. I can’t write it (very well), but I can read it, and this one had me spraying coffee on the laptop.
Really, it’s an admonition that works in any language 
Oh and gum, (concentrates hard)
Jij is een hoender. (Forgive any errors. Or the sentiment 
)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gum*
‘Aan [bijna] alle SDMB leden: Jij kan dit niet lezen. Ik wèl. Het zou bijzonder leuk zijn - voor mij - om wat sappige Nederlandse vloeken toe te voegen. Maar dat zal ik niet doen. Goeiedag.’
Something like this? *
Originally posted by Coldfire
Hehehehehehe 
Originally posted by TellMeI’mNotCrazy
Hahahaha I’m a fowl?
*[shall I translate the whole shebang? *]
gum: “To [nearly] all SDMB members: You can’t read this. I càn. It would be extremely nice - for me - to add some juicy Dutch curse-words. But I won’t. Goodday”.
Something like this?
Coldfire: “Look at your back, gum. Your mouth writes cheques your body can’t collect”.
TellMeI’mNotCrazy Oh, and gum, You’re a fowl.
[end of translation.]
Fun thread, wolf_meister
Why won’t my pirated software work?
Why did ____________ get banned???
I post “1”, 2nd poster “2”, 3rd “3”, and so on (cool game!)
A Brilliant idea, CD.
Even Fucking Great
Anything about Kazaa or using Kazaa
I’ll be in _______ this weekend. Anyone know where I can score some cocaine?
Why was my political thread in General Questions closed?
I started a new thread on the same topic, so why was that closed too?
I am going to be banned because I dare to question authority.
The rest of you on this message board are conformist sheep.
My political question is extremely important for the future of our country, so why did the moderators close the third thread on the subject I opened in General Questions?
They persecuted Galileo, they persecuted Einstein, they persecuted Columbus…and now they’re coming after me.
Since you people cannot appreciate my insights, I am leaving the boards forever.
Wait, one more thing, Coldfire is a jerk.
This is my last post on the SDMB.
When I’m gone you all will be sorry.
Starting A Brothel
I’ve always wanted to be self-employed and I figured brothels can be a lucrative business opportunity. Still I need some advice.
How do I get venture capital? Will the Small Business Administration help me out? Should I go to my local Chamber of Commerce? What about advertising?
Then again, I’d need to have some young, attractive employees who are willing to work late hours - but the pay can be good. Would the SDMB mind if I used the boards as a way to attract potential, young, attractive, sexy, curvaceous, uninhibited female employees ?
My In-Depth, Scene-by-Scene Opinion of (Insert name of movie just realeased that day.)
Please Mods, for the love of all that is holy, close this thread!
Or is that just too obvious?
What’s the best way to stalk your favorite celebrity?
Quick! What’s the best way to hide all these corpses before the cops get here?
I can’t breath, should I see a doctor?
What’s the safest way to deal cocaine?
I’m setting up my own meth lab, any suggestions?
I’m having an affair with my neighbor’s pet rottweiler.
Do-it-yourself abortion advice.
DoperA is my spouse and we just had a really big fight. I’m starting this thread to air all our dirty laundry and tell you what a huge prick he is so you guys will take sides.
Here is a link to a thread on another board I post on. These guys are jackasses. Why don’t you guys all flood their board.
Post on this thread if you hate Doper A
I know this thread has already been posted but I thought it would be nice to start a separate one…
And my fave I’m looking for a preteen girl to abduct.How can I do it without arousing police suspicion?
When serving human kidneys, what wine should one serve with the meal?
A nice chianti, of course.