It's time for Tom Hanks to do 'Bachelor Party 2'. Who's with me?

If I were emperor, Tom Hanks would be forced to make this movie.

His character is getting remarried, so the surviving cast throw him a bachelor party. They can be joined by some of today’s young comic actors, like Seth Rogan and his friends. Apatow can direct.

Milt is going to kick your ass.

How young is the finacee and women at the party? I only watched the original because it had some decent nudity on 1980’s late-night cable TV (for the time). There is no way I am watching on a sequel if it stars people in their 40’s - 60’s. I might watch an X version as long as it features plenty of 20-something babes.

Didn’t the “Hangover” movies cover basically the same territory?

Plus Seth Rogen isn’t that young anymore.

Only if it is one as squalid, downbeat and ultimately deeply depressing film about the doomed dreams and failures of those entering late middle-life. It should be shot with a very dark palette on grainy 1970’s film stock, with Hanks crying a lot and looking morose. Also the strippers should be middle-aged, emotionall jaded and hopelessly addicted to drugs.

:slight_smile:

“I just bet my balls, and shook on it.”

Nick the Dick probably got penile reduction surgery; being able to dress on the left and the right simultaneously loses its appeal after a while.

I wonder if “Ted” still fixes BMWs…

I don’t generally like comedies but I really loved the original. Comic genius + Tawney!!

And NtD.

A sexual was needed but years ago. Tommys too old now.

“Sequel” - damn you, autocorrect.

Only if Monique Gabrielles perfect tits return

Only if Oingo Boingo reunites and appears in it.

You may be conflating Bachelor Party and Back to School. While Oingo Boingo appear on the track, I don’t believe they physically appear in the film.

You know, someone somewhere must be pitching a movie where Dad goes out of town on business and takes his son with him instead of leaving the kid home with Grandpa, who’ll have the house to himself and dance around in . . . Riskier Business.

The sequel I’m holding out for is The Man With the Other Red Shoe.

Remo Williams: The Adventure Continues Even Though He’s Like Seventy-Three Now.

Really? I only have the vaguest memory of it so I’m sure you’re right. The bit I do remember wasn’t particularly funny so I guess I don’t really have an opinion about whether they make a sequel or not. I’ll take the Boingo reunion, though.

If we’re talking Tom Hanks sequels, then we really need Apollo 14.

And Cast Away 2: Back On The Island (with the Harlem Globetrotters)

A Senior League Of Their Own.

Forrest Gump 2: Forrest Gumpier

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