May 20 & 21 in beautiful Fruita, CO
For the Master’s word:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_086.html
And Mike’s own website:
Come and run like a chicken with your head cut off!
How can you be so insensitive? You obviously do not have a headless person in your family.
Of course we do. My cousin Erbut, who is fed with an eyedropper! :rolleyes: Sheesh!