The heck with fake moose—Colorado's got a headless chicken!

As you know, it’s damn near impossible to render me speechless. But this little treasure from the AP newswire has just about done so—
http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGI6DMC6I6C.html

Cecil did an article on Mike. Here.


Any similarity between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Move over John Belushi.

I think we’ve found a winner for the reverse side of the Colorado state quarter.

Did you see this down at the bottom of the story? http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/
You can order hats and t-shirts.

I love it! Obverse side: George Washington. Transverse side: a headless chicken choking to death in a motel room.

Since Mike has seemingly become such a star in CO, maybe they should add him to their lisence plates—“Colorado: The Headless Chicken State!”

I think I’m going to put off that trip to see the fiberglass moose in Toronto this summer; I gotta see the shrine to Mike!

Big deal. A chicken without a brain.

Our mayor did it first.