All I have to say for now.
Your outrage must burn with the incandescence of a thousand suns.
. . . And? I thought people were pretty much agreed on this. Mostly people are just waiting for the mods to get to the “beyond a reasonable doubt” line and ban you.
Hai guyz! Whats going on in here?
Stale copypasta is stale.
Gosh, you’re like the Sphinx! So mysterious.
… and your nose is missing …
… but the consensus here is that Napoleon was not that silly…
Actually, the consensus is that the idea that Napolean’s troops shot off the Sphix’s nose is a myth.
Well, EpicNonsense, you certainly make a compelling argument.
But you didn’t say it-OpalCat did.
My Sphinx’s breath smells like Sphinx food.
OpalCat posted her allegation in the wrong forum and was duly admonished. I doubt she was wrong, though.
Yeah, I know, but to be clear about that would have been less funny <slinks away>.
To be honest starting this post just to see the resulting comments is … well, trollish.
Your girlfriend looks a little cracked out.
I think I love you.
I suspect OpalCat is right that you are the same guy who started the thread you linked to here. You didn’t necessarily register here just for that purpose, though. It’s quite common for people to be registered at many boards and have a different persona at each. What I think happened is your bodybuilding board persona was so pleased with that thread that you allowed Straight Dope persona to link to it.
IOW, you didn’t register here with the express purpose of being a troll. You just became one.
But how is him linking to that other board being a troll?
Yes – not to stand in the way of pitchforks and torches, but I can’t really see any trollish behaviour. Plus, why would a troll pay the membership fee if posting’s free?
What, you had to start a whole new thread just to draw the attention of those who hadn’t seen it before? Or were you just trying to up the view count for the first pathetic thread?
I’m not on a troll hunt, but I smell an attention whore.