How do you know I’m not a pirate?! Anyway, ‘wtf mate’ is an affectation I’ve picked up that is a reference to this flash animation. Don’t like it? With all due respect, tough titties.
You don’t have a parrot.
Probably just walks around squinting one eye saying, ARRRRR! ARRRRR! Same difference.
Hell, maybe he rides a crappy boat around Somalia trying to capture freighters with a knock off AK 47.
Maybe an occasional scurvy dog, avast. You get the picture.
Either way, when he didn’t answer the hair color question, I had my doubts.
Actually, he might be having kitchen sex with Marley23, in which case “mate” would be totally appropriate.
Anyway, this explains EpicNonsense’s positively monastic brevity of speech. He didn’t want to expose speech patterns that other people would pick up as belonging to (whoever he was before).
Are we talking about Autolycus or the banned OP? They’re not the same.
Whaaa??? 
Monastic brevity of speech? Here’s a piece of verbal diarrhea that was definitely not monastic nor brief. (Caution: do not try to read this at once; gives headaches.)
…with the whatnow?
Whatnow? is that a new brand of condoms?
Oh my.
Eh? Since when?
I like Dick Cheney, and wish he would have been president.
Eat me, Lute.
Huh. You can buy socks online. That never occurred to me before.
Just for the sake of clarity, when I made that post my intended meaning was that the other thread was trolling (starting a fake thread with your “girlfriend” in it just to get people to be mean to some girl and to get attention). I then said I thought it was the same person posting here. I wasn’t saying that their behavior here was necessarily trolling.
I thought about it more and now think you’re right. He probably stole the OPs from other message boards, explaining why they could be so long, but the responses were very short and/or non-responsive. I don’t think he was trying to hide. I just think he wasn’t very creative.
Autolycus? Nah. He’s a skinny white guy with brown hair. What kind of pirate has blue or pink hair?
That be the one. But Autolycus is the one who was claiming to be a pir. . .
Oh, never mind. He’s off having kitchen sex with Marley23 now. It’s so hard to keep up around here.
That’s what the Viagra is for.
With the ladle, of course.
There’s that, but I’ll have to take your word for it; I was just talking about the thread in question. I hadn’t taken any particular notice to him before that.
Yarrrrr, if ye can give me five minutes I’ll show ya.
Avast there matey! You’re totally shivering me timbers. I think it be time for ye to be swabbin’ the poop deck! And keep your one eye off me parrot. You’ll be gettin to walk the plank later.
I choose to interpret all of that as salacious sexual innuendo. The part about my ‘one-eye’ was particularly gratuitous.
Just be thankful he’s into swabbing the poop deck first.
Trust me.