New places scare me, Ill refrain from marking my territory and peeing everywhere
I was directed here by Chique, blame her!
That’s nothing! I sauteed my shirt and poached my socks!
My pockets hurt
You think that’s bad? My shoes have gone deaf.
Welcome to the SDMB, -Gnome-. If it looks like you’re unhappy here, we’ll butter your paws.
Im a halfwitted moron nothing can ever make me unhappy
So, you must be a Laughing Gnome, then? 
“See the happy moron
he doesn’t give a damn
I wish I were a moron
My God - perhaps I am”
Welcome to the site!
Its like theres a party in my mouth and its adviceable not to drink molten aluminium
You’ve been licking your fingers & sticking them in the electric socket again, haven’t you? :rolleyes:
You keep me out of this, young man. I just provided a link; you showed up on your own volition.
Well I dont know about again
But yes I have taken a shine to the mains electricity
My pie smells like cat’s breath…
I’ve gone and covered my crotch area with jelly.
I like clad curtains
Now where is Chique?
my pockets have got cancer. How do you think my pants feel?
My pie’s breath smells like cats.
Mmmm. Cats
Shoes