During our holiday in Mexico, my girlfriend had to take a dump. Mexican food and all that. I stopped in front of a hotel in a small town we passed through, and she entered asking for the banjo. So I sit there for about 10 minutes, waiting for her.
Then, she comes running out. “Start the car, and drive like there’s no tomorrow!”, she shouts.
I raise an eyebrow, and start the car. As soon as she jumps in, I floor it. While putting on her safety belt, she starts laughing hysterically.
Yup. My li’l gal flooded the bathroom. I’m so proud of her 