My depleted-uranium melon baller remains sadly, untouched. I will be sure to keep you informed though, should that change.
In case anyone now wants there own:
http://www.rocketworld.org/titanium_spork.htm
[QUOTE=The King of Soup]
“I tried to be good, but see what I’ve at last been forced to do, titanium spork-wise.”
[quote]
I tried not to use it. I really did. But always in the back of my mind was the knowledge that it was there. Waiting. Surely it wouldn’t hurt to use it this one time, when my other flatware was waiting to be cleaned…
I’m a double-Gemini.
I use my chopsticks frequently.
Of course, I bought mine at REI. Got a nine cent dividend on that purchase! 
I tried not to use it. I really did. But always in the back of my mind was the knowledge that it was there. Waiting. Surely it wouldn’t hurt to use it this one time, when my other flatware was waiting to be cleaned…
I’m a double-Gemini.
I use my chopsticks frequently.
Of course, I bought mine at REI. Got a nine cent dividend on that purchase!
And a very good spork, er, sport. Thanks for letting me be stupid in your thread. Kythereia, I’m too old, too bald and too married to flirt with, but I appreciate the thought.
You need a Chobam-armor plate to eat from, lest your mighty spork pierce a lesser platter and destroy your table.
Depleted unanium? Man you’re so far behind I’m suprised I can even see you. Here in the 21st Century we use enriched neptunium melon ballers.
Where you been, man? All the cool kids are using hyper-reinforced plutonium melon Ensphereators[sup]tm[/sup].
I have a titanium hammer.
I suppose I could use it for cracking nuts or crabs.
Or smashing your puny spork!