What’s a nex? Is it trade jargon for a necromancy hex?
I’ll take a priapism hex, for the lulz.
If you’re selling Schedule III hexes and above to unlicensed sorcerers, I’m afraid I’ll have to turn you in. And don’t even think about hexing me. I have demons on the payroll who will turn you into a still sentient layer of slime mold in the aeration pool at a nearby sewage treatment plant - and that’s if I’m in a GOOD mood.
It is harmful. The victim receives -1% cold resistance.
Well according to some of my ex’s, getting a girl to fall in love with me would be a curse. So do you have something to do that. I do have a particular girl in mind.
Sorry bro. He’s got 656 hexes, but a witch ain’t one.
Are the hexes 24 miles or 12 miles?
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Because making people feel remorse all the time, even when they do good actions, would very, very evil. It’s basically just making them depressed.
^ Man. Lately I’m hitting submit way too early and not being able to edit in time. None of you gave me a small hex when I wasn’t looking, did you? Let me try again:
Think about it. If there was a hex that made you feel remorse, do you think it would only make you feel bad when you did bad things? It fits perfectly in those types of hexes that sound good, but really aren’t. Your master appears like an angel of light and all of that.
Anyways, if I really wanted it, I’d have pretended like I wanted it to make people depressed, and then only give it to someone when they do something bad. Then I’d take it back, and save it for the next person. Unfortunately, I’m sure you’ve already thought of that, and the hex would wind up corrupting the giver ala the One Ring.
Aye, there’s the rub. Money is not something you want, so… what do you value? I do rather like that specific idea. If only for the matter of eyebrows. Ever see what people look like without them?
Now, admittedly, this is a bit of a whim, as the person in question is making my state and city look bad. So we’re not talking first-born level of desire here. Plus, again, it’s overstock. So I’m not going to ante my 1984 Optimus Prime, mint in sealed box, here.
How would you feel about a copy of the first issue of People Magazine, fresh as the day it came off the printing press?
(Also, applause to Alessan)