I've got a sequential thread, and I'm not afraid to use it

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as you personal savior?
What’s wrong with braniacs with long hair?

Well, now we know what’s in the Mystery Shed
The DoMe Chair (NOT work safe)

Where is the best place to pick up “easy” women?
Why do people hate Miss Manners?

I image her response to the first question might answer the second.

MPSIMS
Pssst…Hey Hal…over here…
The Dope is infecting my brain!
Crazy Crazy Crazy

&

Shirley Ujest: I Found A Boyfriend For Your 5 Yr Old Daughter!
She thought I was a GIGOLO!!!

everyone’s a critic in Cafe Society:

I need some miserable songs.
Do you like opera?

In General Questions:
Will this really save a cow’s life?
Coffee-flavored breastmilk cheese

**Crazy Crazy Crazy

House! House! House!**

Put them together and get “Crazy House! Crazy House! Crazy House!”

That’s just too perfect for words.

From new posts:

Napoleon, Waterloo, Hemorrhoids
Al Gore or Wesley Clark in 2008…

MPSIMS:

Jesus saved me! He can save you, also.
Whatta shock, thanks for the warning!

MPSIMS
The SDMB Celebrity Death Pool 2005
The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
Well,you can’t include her.I don’t care if she was on your list.You’re 450 years out of date :smiley:

Great Debates:

Current Next Pope Predictions
Let’s talk about demons and hell!

MPISMS:

I’ve got a sequential thread, and I’m not afraid to use it
Dear god, not another newbie.
Stereotypes about people
My Russian professor is a ninja!

From GQ:

Why are the Dutch so tall?
Coffee flavored breastmilk cheese

and
Canadians invade U.S.!
Comprehensive list of gangs

Straight Russian Politician Plans To Marry Man To Push Gay Rights
So…the boyfriend and I have set a date…far,far in the future

A triplet, here in MPSIMS:

**I feel like posting a stupid joke

                                                                                                                        Eminem and Ron Jeremy lock horns

Ho ho HO!**

Another 3-fer in MPSIMS this morning

Meigs Field ‘abandoned’, says Chigago
Chicago area dopers - Help!(ORD Parking)
Missing Person, Chicago Area - need some help

Also in MPSIMS (this one speaks for itself)

I feel like posting a stupid joke
Reply to this topic as if you were 10 years old

I feel like posting another stupid joke
Oddly compelling little game…
Dear god, not anoother newbie

This morning in IMHO:

Do you have Herpes?
Do you have anti-virus software?