At my most recent doctors appointment:
“Only a urologist could say this, but that looks just fine”
Talk about a confidence builder.
**MPSIMS:
I am a terrible pet owner.
Bunny suicides
My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!
I’m Engaged, and everybody’s fine but her dad.
I must exploit my ugliness to conquer the world!
My health care equipment is rated X!
It’s the first time I’ve seen that on the bus
What were the founders thinking?
We have sexy lingerie for YOU!
BBQ:
Stop being so civil!
Dear Annie: You Suck**
[maybe a bit more civil]
**
Is this stupid idea somehwhat clever?
Parents throw baby out of moving car
GQ:
Michael Jackson and the Elephant Man
What crime is this character guilty of? **
[he sure is quite a character…]
**
IMHO:
Does anyone think Michael Jackson is innocent?
Qs on celibacy, priesthood, and sexual relations
Where is the best place to pick up “easy” women?
Will a Car Dealer Do This?
CS:
Sexiest non-sex scene since the sixties
Wife Swap: Arizona Lesbian and Texas Tighty Righty**
IMHO:
**Are you ugly?
What Torture Method Would You Be? **
snicker
Help me not look like a complete tool.
Dear God, not another newbie.
Need Assistance with my Valentines Gift
Why can’t women just sell their babies?
From IMHO:
TMI:The most unusual/interesting/odd thing(s) you’ve used to help along masturbation? Need Assistance with my Valentines Gift
From IMHO:
I Need Funny/Inspirational Quotes
“The Big Bang is a Fake: I Can Prove It”
From MPSIMS:
Magic kisses don’t work anymore
So, would Gaudere’s jaw extend like this?
…
Except the second line actually reads ‘law’ instead of ‘jaw’. So it is a funny sequential title only if you misread it, as I have so graciously made much easier by mistyping it. So I guess now you you need to read it right my mistyping to get the misreading I wanted you to get. phew
Another cracker from MPSIMS
Doper Women:would this impress you?(TMI)
New Nozzle Design means Smaller Droplets…
:dubious:
Cafe Society:
Movies: What scares the crap out of you?
Chucky versus the Zuni Warrior Fetish Doll
MPSIMS:
Another right wing freak spawns gay baby
Happy birthday, Coldfire!
Well, it made me giggle.
In MPSIMS
If you could ask you pet one question
What’s this splodgy thing that lives in the corner where the stamp goes?
How do you get a bad smell out of a car
Impediments to Charles/Camilla wedding
ladies: what do you crave (TMI: PMS)?
Elevator Disco
A combo I decided not to post, from two days ago:
Another right wing freak spawns gay baby
I’m beginning to worry about my husband
(I figure Aaron can come out on his own as and when he chooses to do so, if that happens to be his orientation, and it’s insulting to Airman Doors to refer to him as a right wing freak! ;))
I jujst ruined my wife
The biggest galactic flash ever
What the hell size am I?
Imagines a man in a mac lurking behind a planet and then leaping out 
You’re a popular prolific director: what’s your signature gimmick?
Battle of the movie bands
It’s rare that a question in Cafe Society gets answered so perfectly.
I have ruined my wife
Hey! I just saw an ex-girlfriend on the boob-tube!
Women get to have all the (unintended) fun
Why are the best ladies taken?
I gots one! Right here in MPSIMS.
May I brag?
I had SEX! (TMI, duh.)
**I bowled 217 last night!
May I brag? **