I had sex(TMI)
Intimate relations with plants :eek:
Or for those of a less fetishistic nature
It’s my birthday.I turned sixteen
I had sex(TMI)
Well,start as soon as you can 
More poignant than amusing…
And no offence meant norinew,it just happened to fall that way 
and I completely disagree with ‘other people’
How in the eyes of other people have you ‘‘failed’’ as a parent?
My daughter comes out of rehab today
In the Pit:
George Bush shut the fuck up!
Shut your fucking dog up!
You got laid. Good for you. Now shut up.
Color cartridge on my Lexmark Z515 printer won’t print
Is there proof that HP actually time bombs it’s printer cartridges?
hehe. I know, i know, but it was still funny
GQ:
Most complicated drink possible at Starbucks
Bird flu pandemic?
The Pit:
Mum
You got laid. Good for you. Now shut up.
From General Questions:
Ye Gods! Is a “bot” taking over my PC?
Best small arms for use against…robots?
**What can I eat/drink to make my farts smell like roses?
Coors “Frost-Brewed”? **
Don’t count on it, buddy.