Disclaimer: In accordance with “Pit Rules” per Lynn Bodoni; post 2, line 4: Parody. Not to be taken seriously…yet.
Washington, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans.The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. ‘Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,’ said California Senator Barbara Boxer. ‘We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.’
Don’t know if it’s considered plagiarism to post something, unattributed, that was initially plagiarized. Might just be poetic justice, or the latest GOP shill.
I didn’t expect anybody to think that written it myself. Remember the thread title: “I’ve seen the future, etc.”? Doesn’t that say to you that it was something I came upon rather than something I wrote myself? :rolleyes:
Now, having said that, I should probably point out to you again, since you were either too eager to toss my own words back at me or you have difficulties with reading comprehension, that I did not write that gag: it was sent to me by a friend (my sister, actually, but since she doesn’t post here I see no harm in saying so).
I never thought you did. It’s not your writing skills I was poking fun at, but your presentation skills: apparently you can’t even manage a Pit OP well enough to avoid raising confusion about whether you’re quoting or plagiarizing.
I’ve noticed before that disingenuous lies are one of your favorite tactics. Screw you, putz.
ETA: And if you were presenting that as a parody of ADA, then it’s a little behind the times. Do you have any hilarious satire regarding the Iran/Contra hearings?
I can’t say I recall anything more perfect than an OP that makes fun of People of Inability who are talentless, clueless, amd lacking in any skills, and it turns out to be a plagiarized cut and paste job.