I've tricked you fucking idiots so many times, I'm bored with it.

The BBQ Pit
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You’re all so fucking stupid that I made you feel guilty for making Cleverman leave. You’re all so fucking stupid that you thought that apology was SINCERE. Too funny. I posted a link to something horribly offensive, and got you to feel guilty about me leaving. Too, too funny. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

You’re all so fucking stupid that you gave STALKING advice to Cobra.

You’re all so fucking stupid that you thought King Nifty was sincere. Fucking fools.

Fenris is so fucking stupid that he creates one of his oh-stop-it–you’re-killing-me-hilarious Chowder threads, and thinks Uekte and King Nifty are two different people. Sorry, Potsy.

Too bad I have to give up King Nifty to reveal myself, but I just find it so pathetic that you are all so easily fooled. I guess you didn’t take me seriously when I said I’d be back. Well, I have been, geniuses. Many times. No worry about King Nifty, though - I have at least two more socks with several hundred posts each. One at my sister’s house and another at a cyberbar. Good luck finding those IP addresses and tracing them to me, because you can’t. Ban this IP, you still won’t find them. Yes, that’s right - Uekte lives in two other posters that you all think are “normal” people who would never hate old fucktards. Well, like I said, normal people think like I do. SHOCKING!!!

My socks will enjoy bringing down the enjoyment of your little sanctuary with my “horrible” attitude for years to come. Oh yes, I will. As much as I’ve enjoyed giving out your email addresses to spammers. As much as I enjoyed pointing you out to metatus.com. As much as I enjoyed getting crazy, angry bigots at anu.org to post over here. Do you still think it was worth it to insult me and make fun of me?

Fenris, Dooku, Reeder, LouisB, Squishy, and anyone else that thought they were so fucking clever when they insulted me - I haven’t forgotten you either. Your times will come.

See you in other threads, sycophants!!

-King Uekte, The Niftiest Cleverman

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Somebody needs a hug.

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I like the red skittles best…

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Hi folks.

This is a Socked Troll’s post. You’d be advised to not bother posting here, as it’ll simply feed him the attention he craves. This is a public service announcement. Move along, don’t waste your time.

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He really thinks people care?

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Cite?

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Wow, King Nifty is some sort of Internet supervillain! What sort of criminal genius could have conceived of using different computers to post messages to a message board?? Who else could have successfully created multiple anonymous online identities??

I’m having trouble coming up with a catchy name, though. Disingenuous Internet Man? Forty Year Old Virgin Man? The Irritant?

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It is said by our shaman that the learned men of yon tribe are able to ‘draw words’ in clay, using nothing but a stick! I know not what sorcery this is, but it bodes ill.

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You… you tricked us by creating multiple accounts on an anonymous message board! Oh my God say it isn’t so! How amazingly clever of you. Is there nothing mad net skillz can’t accomplish? How about balloon animals can you do those too?

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If this is true, then I really, truly hope that you do follow through on your promise and come “get” me. I’d like to meet you too.

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Darn you and your prehensile tounge Giraffe!! My post pales in comparison to the withering derision of yours and was a minute later besides.

I’ve lost the will to post!
[sub]Astro slinks away![/sub]

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**NO ONE CARES! **
And you know what??

We still don’t.

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I’m just lovin’ the not-so-thinly-veiled threats at members, though.

It helps if you hear the OP in a Doctor Evil voice.

And Nifster, if all you’ve got to look forward to is a short-lived lifetime of causing pseudo-hell on a message board, then you might wanna consider either swallowing that bullet a little ahead of schedule, or seeking help.

Either way will probably work out fine.

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Along the same lines as Mr. Cynical this is obvious trolling…pursuant to the mods, we should ignore it and report it…not encourage it.

God, now I feel like Cindy Brady.

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Wait…who are you again?

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My cat’s breath smells like catfood.

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And we find it deeply pathetic that you would go to so much trouble over this. I mean, geez, get a life or something.

Giraffe: How about NegativeMan?

It’s okay, BBJ, this thread won’t be in existence long enough for NegativeMan to derive any sustenance from it.

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My favorite pie is custard, when it’s really good custard. But chocolate pie is always good, even when it’s cheap.

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Mmmm pie. Pie good.

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My guess is, balloon animals are about all this argument for birth control can “do,” if you get my drift.